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20 May 2020, 00:49
butchloc
virus more serious than covid
we should be aware of a virus that is deemed more serious than covid 19 commonly know as the blaser virus it is spread by touching a blaser or even looking at pictures of one. symptoms include diarrhea, excessive speech burning eyes, and impotence . cures are available by simple purchase of real rifles such as those with 2 barrels, single shots or repeaters bearing beautiful stock. immediate action if required or the disease will lead to becoming gay
this ha been a public service message
20 May 2020, 00:54
Big Wonderful Wyoming
Yes, this!

Hopefully I have impotence, I already have 4 daughters!

Would be nice to have a break!
20 May 2020, 00:56
Opus1
The best antiviral to this is a Mauser... and no, not a "new" Mauser but an honest to God Oberndorf Double Square Bridge Mauser from back in the day when Germans were men.

After looking at his first Blaser, the PH handed back the rifle to his client and mumbled, "Apparently all the good Germans died in the war".


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20 May 2020, 01:36
cal pappas
If one holds a vintage English double the Blaser symptoms will go away quickly.
Cal


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20 May 2020, 02:08
Big Wonderful Wyoming
I have hunted with about 100 Germans, via drive hunts and group hunts, about 50 Swiss and a few Austrians, and a couple of Americans in Germany.

I have probably seen less than 20-25 Blaser bolt rifles, and about 10 or 15 Blaser combination guns.

A lot of people think it is the only gun that Germans hunt with, that wouldn't be so correct.

You see a wide mix of everything. There are huge non-Frankonia gunshops that sell tons of Blasers ever year, but the largest gunshop in Germany Frankonia is a partner company of Merkel, so that is what they push to sell.
20 May 2020, 02:46
dogcat
I have a Blaser. I like it. It shoots well.

I have a Rigby .275, I like it. It shoots well.

Does this make me a bit of a switch hitter???
20 May 2020, 03:14
Mike McGuire
As posted recently an advantage of a Blaser is if a law comes in that bans owning a rifle then you will still be able to keep a Blaser.
20 May 2020, 04:25
Opus1
rotflmo


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20 May 2020, 04:31
Ongwe
And apparently it, like being a vegan or a Jehovah's Witness, causes the victim to want to tell strangers all about it!
20 May 2020, 06:08
JTEX
quote:
Originally posted by Mike McGuire:
As posted recently an advantage of a Blaser is if a law comes in that bans owning a rifle then you will still be able to keep a Blaser.


animal
20 May 2020, 06:18
Big Wonderful Wyoming
Or crossfit!
20 May 2020, 15:39
Bushchook
quote:
Originally posted by Mike McGuire:
As posted recently an advantage of a Blaser is if a law comes in that bans owning a rifle then you will still be able to keep a Blaser.

If I were you I’d be more worried about what you blokes are going to do if they ban luddites. pissers


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20 May 2020, 20:17
eyeman
I have a triple dose of Blaser virus, but I have infected a lion, cape buffalo and ele with it. Hope it continues to infect. dancing
20 May 2020, 21:13
fairgame
I have been with many who have been infected with Blazer fever.

Most do not even know they have it till its too late.

We try and make them as comfortable as we can.


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20 May 2020, 22:28
Frostbit
quote:
Originally posted by Big Wonderful Wyoming:
Or crossfit!


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21 May 2020, 00:19
fairgame
quote:
Originally posted by Frostbit:
quote:
Originally posted by Big Wonderful Wyoming:
Or crossfit!


Big Grin



Looking good.


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21 May 2020, 02:35
chuck375
Is vomiting a symptom? That's what I do every time I see one.

stir


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21 May 2020, 02:48
Hogbreath
You guys are funny! I love my R8. Safest rifle on the market, accurate and dependable. I own other rifles and some doubles but these rifles, while different that traditional, are great!


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21 May 2020, 08:40
surefire7
Jim? Joyce? Is that you two?

Holy Moly!

Congrats! You have been transformed. tu2
21 May 2020, 09:04
Beretta682E
quote:
Originally posted by fairgame:
quote:
Originally posted by Frostbit:
quote:
Originally posted by Big Wonderful Wyoming:
Or crossfit!


Big Grin



Looking good.


+1

Like a blaser success rifle Big Grin

Very impressive - you guys and blaser rifles.

Mike
21 May 2020, 10:23
Saeed
Another sad fact about Blaser "shooters" is that they are fishermen too!

Fishy business is all they think about, not real rifles! clap


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21 May 2020, 10:39
Michael Robinson
Most Blaser shooters have what the scientists call the “Sub-MOA” gene sequence in the accuracy portion of their DNA strands.

This sequence is missing in the genomes of many humans, especially those who hate Blasers.

Most Blaser shooters also possess a natural immunity to COVID-19.

And their IQs are in the highest echelons.

The NRA and MENSA confirm, but Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, James Comey, the WHO and CDC contest, these findings.

Which simply further proves that they’re absolutely true.

animal


Mike

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21 May 2020, 10:58
Saeed
If Trump did not think hunting is a "horror" show he would be hunting with a Blaser! rotflmo


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21 May 2020, 15:26
Opus1
Bullshit. He would buy American. He's definitely a Weatherby man with lots of gold inlay.


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21 May 2020, 15:51
Saeed
quote:
Originally posted by Opus1:
Bullshit. He would buy American. He's definitely a Weatherby man with lots of gold inlay.


Never!

CADET BONE SPUR can NEVER, EVER, be a Weatherby man!

Roy Weatherby shot elephants with his 257 Weatherby.

He enjoyed hunting.

He never called it a horror show! jumping


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21 May 2020, 18:29
Big Wonderful Wyoming
His son's are shooting Gunwerks rifles.
21 May 2020, 18:30
Opus1
His sons are smart.


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21 May 2020, 18:47
Saeed
quote:
Originally posted by Opus1:
His sons are smart.


They must gotten their smarts from their mother!

He said “hunting is a horror show!”

That is how stupid he is!


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22 May 2020, 00:45
Beretta682E
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
Most Blaser shooters have what the scientists call the “Sub-MOA” gene sequence in the accuracy portion of their DNA strands.

This sequence is missing in the genomes of many humans, especially those who hate Blasers.

Most Blaser shooters also possess a natural immunity to COVID-19.

And their IQs are in the highest echelons.

The NRA and MENSA confirm, but Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, James Comey, the WHO and CDC contest, these findings.

Which simply further proves that they’re absolutely true.

animal


Not so sure any blaser shooters are geniuses, excellent marksmen or Mensa candidates.

The rifle platform sure is perfection Big Grin

Makes one into a marksman and a genius for choosing he best rifle in the world.

Mike
22 May 2020, 02:42
jdollar
I used a Blaser camp rifle with Tholo in Bots. 2 years ago. My first time with one. Liked the fast bolt action, absolutely HATED the safety.


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22 May 2020, 03:30
drongo
quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
quote:
Originally posted by Opus1:
His sons are smart.


They must gotten their smarts from their mother!

He said “hunting is a horror show!”

That is how stupid he is!


Yes but don’t forget who the alternative was! Not much of a choice but we could have been much worse off.


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22 May 2020, 03:32
drongo
M
quote:
Originally posted by Beretta682E:
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
Most Blaser shooters have what the scientists call the “Sub-MOA” gene sequence in the accuracy portion of their DNA strands.

This sequence is missing in the genomes of many humans, especially those who hate Blasers.

Most Blaser shooters also possess a natural immunity to COVID-19.

And their IQs are in the highest echelons.

The NRA and MENSA confirm, but Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, James Comey, the WHO and CDC contest, these findings.

Which simply further proves that they’re absolutely true.

animal


Not so sure any blaser shooters are geniuses, excellent marksmen or Mensa candidates.

The rifle platform sure is perfection Big Grin

Makes one into a marksman and a genius for choosing he best rifle in the world.

Mike


Throw some dirt out n that Blaser and you will be wishing you had a Mauser!


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22 May 2020, 16:40
Opus1
They're particularly fun in dry, dusty, sandy, windy environments like Namibia.


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22 May 2020, 21:22
fairgame
quote:
Originally posted by Beretta682E:
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
Most Blaser shooters have what the scientists call the “Sub-MOA” gene sequence in the accuracy portion of their DNA strands.

This sequence is missing in the genomes of many humans, especially those who hate Blasers.

Most Blaser shooters also possess a natural immunity to COVID-19.

And their IQs are in the highest echelons.

The NRA and MENSA confirm, but Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, James Comey, the WHO and CDC contest, these findings.

Which simply further proves that they’re absolutely true.

animal


Not so sure any blaser shooters are geniuses, excellent marksmen or Mensa candidates.

The rifle platform sure is perfection Big Grin

Makes one into a marksman and a genius for choosing he best rifle in the world.

Mike


It sounds like you are in serious need of a vaccine. You have all the full-blown symptoms.


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23 May 2020, 07:13
Beretta682E
quote:
Originally posted by fairgame:
quote:
Originally posted by Beretta682E:
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
Most Blaser shooters have what the scientists call the “Sub-MOA” gene sequence in the accuracy portion of their DNA strands.

This sequence is missing in the genomes of many humans, especially those who hate Blasers.

Most Blaser shooters also possess a natural immunity to COVID-19.

And their IQs are in the highest echelons.

The NRA and MENSA confirm, but Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, James Comey, the WHO and CDC contest, these findings.

Which simply further proves that they’re absolutely true.

animal


Not so sure any blaser shooters are geniuses, excellent marksmen or Mensa candidates.

The rifle platform sure is perfection Big Grin

Makes one into a marksman and a genius for choosing he best rifle in the world.

Mike


It sounds like you are in serious need of a vaccine. You have all the full-blown symptoms.


“You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink”. Wink

Mike

One can take a non blaser owner to
24 May 2020, 06:50
Big Wonderful Wyoming
quote:
Originally posted by fairgame:
quote:
Originally posted by Frostbit:
quote:
Originally posted by Big Wonderful Wyoming:
Or crossfit!


Big Grin



Looking good.


Jim and Joyce very cool.
24 May 2020, 07:16
cal pappas
quote:
Originally posted by Frostbit:
quote:
Originally posted by Big Wonderful Wyoming:
Or crossfit!


Big Grin




The signs are there: time for a steroid test. No one at that age is in such good shape without being on a massive dose of the anabolic, plus blood doping, HGH, amphetamines, Anavar, Winstrol, electronic muscle stimulation, eating the pituitary gland of mountain silverback gorillas, hypnosis, a 9-step program of positive "I know I can" therapy, artificial joints and tendons, vasodilation drugs, electro-shock therapy, and Lord knows what else!!!!!
Cal
PS. Joyce, is that your dad?


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1994 Zimbabwe
1997 Zimbabwe
1998 Zimbabwe
1999 Zimbabwe
1999 Namibia, Botswana, Zambia--vacation
2000 Australia
2002 South Africa
2003 South Africa
2003 Zimbabwe
2005 South Africa
2005 Zimbabwe
2006 Tanzania
2006 Zimbabwe--vacation
2007 Zimbabwe--vacation
2008 Zimbabwe
2012 Australia
2013 South Africa
2013 Zimbabwe
2013 Australia
2016 Zimbabwe
2017 Zimbabwe
2018 South Africa
2018 Zimbabwe--vacation
2019 South Africa
2019 Botswana
2019 Zimbabwe vacation
2021 South Africa
2021 South Africa (2nd hunt a month later)
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24 May 2020, 07:19
Saeed
Why does anyone have to be so silly as to glorify an object?

Blaser lovers remind me of those idiots screaming "I am coming out" from the closet!

Who cares? rotflmo


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24 May 2020, 08:00
Ongwe
They always remind me of the little kid who charges in, interrupting the adults to announce "I ate a bug!!"

All you can do is pat them on the head and hope they grow out of it!
24 May 2020, 08:41
Beretta682E
quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Why does anyone have to be so silly as to glorify an object?

Blaser lovers remind me of those idiots screaming "I am coming out" from the closet!

Who cares? rotflmo



Just the blaser haters dancing


Mike