After the South African Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, " Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona . " The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Black Label says, " I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers' " , a Black Label.' The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Millers says, " I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Millers. " He gets it.
The guy from Castle Lager sits down and says, " Give me a Coke. " The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, " Why aren't you drinking a Castle?'
The Castle president replies, " Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I. "

Sounds right to me, but you'll catch hell anyway.

At Disney World, the guy walking into the England pavilion asks for a Miller Lite. "Sir, we only serve refreshments in keeping with the theme of the land represented here" came the response. "Well, bring me whatever ya got that's closest, then" the guest replied. So, he was served a nice, cold glass of water!

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Originally posted by BNagel:
At Disney World, the guy walking into the England pavilion asks for a Miller Lite. "Sir, we only serve refreshments in keeping with the theme of the land represented here" came the response. "Well, bring me whatever ya got that's closest, then" the guest replied. So, he was served a nice, cold glass of water!

Hang on there a minute, don't the Poms drink warm piss out a tap??

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Svineyakt: That's awesome bro!

If I have some biltong, a braai and a cold castle, I am happy. If I am sitting thinking about todays hunt ang looking forward to tomorrows hunt with all of the above its perfect

I like the joke, but Coors is made from Rocky Mountain spring waters, or so they claim. I'm not sure there isn't a horse involved somewhere.

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Originally posted by Gatogordo:
I like the joke, but Coors is made from Rocky Mountain spring waters, or so they claim. I'm not sure there isn't a horse involved somewhere.

I heard it was a panther...