I wanted all of Ray's friends to see the proof that he's paid a visit to my house. This puppy showed up in the last litter! [IMG]c:\my documents\untitled.bmp[/IMG]

Sorry I couldn't get the picture to post Bryan

You can't reference/link to files on your C: drive. The files have to be uploaded to a web server and then a link provided in the body of your post to the location of the file.

-Bob F.

Whew! that was a close one Kemo sabi!

Bob,
If I send you the picture would you post it for me? Bryan

send it to me I will be gald to post it.

Send it to Ray, He'll post it!

quote:

Originally posted by TJ:
Send it to Ray, He'll post it!

He'd probably frame it!

Rusty,
I will send it to you Monday the picture is on my work computer. I e-mailed it to Bob maybe he can send it to you. Bryan

7x57,
Noticed your from Kentucky, and remembered where we met!! Your the kid on the banjo in that Burt Reynolds movie...You guys gotta quit doing your sisters down there, you'll get off key sooner or later.

Ray,
Kentucky will be the only state in the Union were you will be accepted when I find someone to post the picture of my pup "Junior". Thats short for Ray Jr. Bryan

Rusty,
Get me your e-mail address and I will send you the picture. Thank you, Brayn

Bob,
I will e-mail it to you from work tomorrow morning. There will be no place for Ray to hide when this pups picture is posted.
Thank you, Bryan

Alright already! The suspense is killing me. Somebody please post the new progeny for all to see! I wonder if he/she/it has a nice cute little white mustache.

The suspense is killing me...

Lynx

We are all waiting with BAITED breath (the smell is just awful).

Damn it! Put up! Shoot, Luke, or give Dad the gun! My dogs are barkin'!

Well here is the proof! 7X57 just sent this to me. I'm a bit appalled!

Rusty,
Thank you for posting the pups picture.
Ray I am sorry that I had to have this picture posted but I am the one that has to live with this ugly mutt in my yard. The old saying goes that the proof is in the pudding well I am going to change the old saying a bit and say that the proof is in the pup!!
Bryan

OMG, that is going to give me nightmares.

BTW- Did you get a cat from him too?

You guys and gals are nuts

Does anyone really work here?....you know...hold a job or something?

7 X 57- Be sure to tell the vet that your pup can only be wormed with Lariam.

John

Now that's really funny, cat also.

CFA

Man, where's the white mustache, huh? If JudgeG can find the old pics of the litter with white mustaches, please re-post them.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Walter is standing behind me and this is what he said:

"That is NOT Ray's puppy! If it was it would have looked just as ugly as him!"

To Ann "Is that how she looks when there is a full moon?"

Ann and Ray, if either of you wish to break Walter's neck, let me know, I will be happy to lend you a hand!

Don't lay a hand on Walter, HE IS MY ONLY WITNESS!! That is not my child, his nose isn't big enough,

I suspect he is the product of a guitar playing Kentucky hillbilly who calls himself 7x57, and I done been framed by him and Tweedle Dum, and Tweedle Dee!!

STATE OF GEORGIA
COUNTY OF GLYNN

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT

THE DEPT. OF CHILDREN'S SERVICES &
THE DEPT. OF UNNATURAL ACTS &
THE GLYNN COUNTY DEPT. OF ANIMAL CONTROL,
Plaintiffs

v.

RAY ATKINSON,
Defendant

SUMMONS AND RULE NISI

To the Defendant herein:

Please take notice that on the 25 of March, 2005, at 9:00 a.m., or as soon after as this matter can be heard, you are hereby directed to appear before this Court, and show cause, if any you have (you kennel raiding Texan), why you should not be required to pay DOG SUPPORT for the mongrel dogs pictured below, of which you are the putitive father.

AND IT IS SO ORDERED

Ray,
When a friend of mine sent me that picture you are the first one that I thought of. Per JudgeG you have your way with his dog every time you visit him. I hope everyone enjoyed the picture as much as I have. Saeed sorry I highjacked the African site for this post but I know this where Ray hangs his hat. Ann nice cat! Bryan

7x57:

You're right! This is an African Forum, but mark my words... Ray's been there, too.


Dang that Ray gets around... but I gotta say.. your dog is much uglier than my pups!

Ho hum, hey mama wheres that Opposum of mine the one with the white mustache, I don't want him reading this tripe from his honner and Mr. Dueling guitars from Kentuck!!

Here's your offspring's family website:

The Atkinson Oppossom Connection, I Guess?

Now, let's lay this to rest. After all, my puppies get me a discount on safaris.

Hey!
I resemble those remarks, bein' of Kaintuck hillbilly stock myself. There is no coonhound in my lineage, just Irish, English, and Cherokee. No blue nose, and no blue tick.

We may be po' but we is proud.
My family adopted and raised the bastard mother of Abraham Lincoln as our own, and look what come of thet!

My revolutionary war forebears received land grants in this beautiful territory before it were the fifteenth state o' the Union. They didn't know whut they wuz gettin' their descendants into! It's been downhill ever since!

We suffer you interloping yahoos from Ideeho and Jawja who breed with our mountain curs then try to blame it on the dueling guitar freaks! If i ever catch any of you egg suckers raiding my kennel, yer gittin a load of rock salt on yore south side, soon as I make sure the bitch you are humpin' is pointed north!

There wern't no dueling guitars!

It was dueling banjos and it was in Georgia that they dueled.

It is Georgia where they sweet talk the mutts by saying "get them panties down" then screw the pooch!

Get yer facts straight!

One of my Kentucky friends has corrected me, thanks.

In the Chattahoochee region of Georgia, the commonly used phrase is not "Get them panties down."

Rather it is "Get them panties off."

This is indeed often accompanied by dueling banjos, down Jawja way ...

Kentucky, Georgia, its all the same, funny looking inbred folks with Irish, English and Cherookie blood from their sister as opposed to their muthers..It was banjos, but I think its Guitars in Missisippi, maybe, well I don't know..I know all you folks hang blankets over the door way and never heard of a screen door..

Ray,
Forget the banjo picking and all those southern states, you are trying to draw our attention away from the “pupâ€. You can not deny the paternity of that dog. The family resemblance is uncanny. Oh by the way I am from Massachusetts Ted Kennedy country. I going to be looking for support payments for the Pup in the form of low price African hunts.
Bryan

"Don't hold her down!" ... What Ray says to Judge G as they are checking zero of a double rifle.

"Hold her down!" ... What Ray says to Judge G as they approach the kennel, down Chattapoochee way.
(That's Charlie Daniels playing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia.")