Can anyone confess or guess which AR member wrote this poem?


Showdown with the Rogue Suni of Coutada 11 !

I killed the rogue Suni of Coutada eleven
The Villagers thought I was sent down from heaven
It out witted Mark, Richard and Craigh
Please send us a hunter, the village chief begged

The marauder had shut down camps, roads and farms
When its spore was seen, it was met with alarm
Life came to a stand still, the out look was grim!
Until Boddington said, “It’s time to call him!”

Bell had his eles, Hunter his lions
With tigers the man known as Corbett did fine
But for challenge and toughness these species feel puny
A new man’s arrived, they call him “Boss Suni”

A legend from Texas had made the long flight
And now the rogue suni was in for a fight
I’m in Mozambique to rid them of scourge
When the showdown takes place only one will emerge

I’ll need the camp shotgun, and only one shell
For I’ll get just one chance deep in that green hell
I’ll hunt him far different than Mark with the truck
I’ll kill him with skill, where Mark’s hoped for luck!

The bull was a lower, a creature gone bad!
He gave me the most thrilling hunt I have had
I followed my nose and tracked him by sight
I built small machans and sat up all night

But try as I might, he stayed just ahead
A mousey brown shadow, I followed – he led!
Then an over-turned leaf, a bent blade of grass
I was closing the gap, I was catching his ass

It happened like lightening, the day that we met
He reared up before me, I’ll never forget
He came in a rush with a deep savage bleat
But when the dust settled, he was dead at my feet

As I gazed at my foe a sound came behind me
And there was Mark Haldane, his ass safe in a high tree
He climbed to the ground, his face white as plasma
“You’re the Suni God ____, yes truly the master!

He recovered his wits with a slug from a flask
“You’re the only one here, that was up to that task”
A compliment taken, and probably due me
You can hunt without fear Mark, I’ve killed the Rogue Suni!!!!!

Shakari?

DOJ

Dave Fulson.

Walter?

Can't be Walter...it rhymes.

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Originally posted by billrquimby:
Shakari?

Not long enough.

Darin, you wrote this for sure.

Welcome back,

Larry

well if it wasn't walter it must had to be will

Larry and others;

A few more guesses (or a confession), then I'll tell!!!!

Best regards, Darin

it's NOT Shakari it was not typed with a British accent

It can't be Shakari as there is no mention of going to his website for more poetry or advice!

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
Dave Fulson.

Okay, if Dave Fulson wrote that poem I will eat the bug of your choice!

I say. Steady on chaps, don'tcha know!!

Couldn't possibly be me but not for the reasons mentioned but simply because I'm an idiot and have absolutely zero talent in that department!

Can't be Will. There isn't a link to a wallet listed in the Classifides!
Sorry Will!

which department Steve there are so many

Funny retoric, but I was never interested in POEMS, so don't have a guess or really care who wrote it.

Larry Sellers
SCI Life Member

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Originally posted by Larry Sellers:
Funny retoric, but I was never interested in POEMS, so don't have a guess or really care who wrote it.

Larry Sellers
SCI Life Member

Wot, not even Eskimo Nell?

Damn philistine!

Ivan Carter

Steve - Not even Eskimo Nell.

Larry Sellers
SCI Life Member

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Originally posted by shakari:

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Originally posted by Larry Sellers:
Funny retoric, but I was never interested in POEMS, so don't have a guess or really care who wrote it.

Larry Sellers
SCI Life Member

Wot, not even Eskimo Nell?

Damn philistine!

Larry,

I'm deeply shocked.

Here's the reveal!



PSmith...

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Okay, if Dave Fulson wrote that poem I will eat the bug of your choice!

Best regards, D. Nelson

Oh, damnation!

Paul S.
Get your bug ready. I confess to being the author of that little diddy. All in good fun with a great PG Mark Haldane.
How's THAT for talent !!!

I meant PH Mark Haldane.

PSmith,
Might I suggest a good single malt whisky to wash down that bug! A few drinks have helped me when I've had to eat some crow!

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Oh, damnation!

Video should be demnanded!

Who picks the bug?



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I get to pick the bug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (With Dave's help of course!) And, we'll want pics posted here on AR! Keep in mind, that there are a lot of bugs in Florida to pick from! I'm willing to take input!

Bugs?

Prawns are very popular, especially the PARKTOWN variety

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I nominate Dave Fulson for the Pulitzer Prize.

Outstanding piece of literature. Walt Whitman would be in tears if he read such a work of art.

dale

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Originally posted by daleW:
Walt Whitman would be in tears if he read such a work of art.

dale

He would indeed!

Walt Whitman is he related to Darrel Whitman who lives across the river

Isn't that on the wall of the main hut at Haldane's camp?

Thats the one. Not bad huh boy's !

I believe everything Dave wrote. The suni there are some mean and dangerous buggers. The one eyed old one I shot took two loads of 12 bore and I swear he growled at me. You need to be prepared when hunting these devils of the delta.

Mark

In Zambia I was once surrounded by a gang of blue duikers , fortunately I was able to bluff my way out of the situation before it came to blows.

Dave,
good think you did not misspell duikers it would be hard to explain coming to blows with a gang of blue dikes
: I can't help it this stuff just jumps out of my brain!!! ask Steve

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Originally posted by ddrhook:

: I can't help it this stuff just jumps out of my brain!!! ask Steve

Yup. All the damn time!

Which wine goes with Dung Beetle?

The whine he lets out just after he's swallowed it!