Ahhhhh the oh so rare Desert Small Eared Elephant. Only two are known to exist. Their names are Bob and Laverne. Bob is a Sagittarius and Laverne knits sweaters for orphan children.
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Hmm..gives me an idea. Paint stripes on a mob of feral donkeys and run photo safari tours up in the Northern Territory.....make a bloody fortune
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Originally posted by JTEX: Wonder if she knows she's not in Botswana......
Probably not mate. Think about it....she fly's into a hot humid country full of black people= Botswana
------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
Posts: 8104 | Location: Bloody Queensland where every thing is 20 years behind the rest of Australia! | Registered: 25 January 2001
