While in Zim recently, my good friend and legal advisor JudgeG (you remeber JudgeG, the dude with the bullets in his nose??) turned me on to a lucrative investment opportunity. The following pictures show what is sure to be the garden spot for recreational timeshares in Zim.


These spacious accomodations are located near absoloutely nothing.


Upon our arrival, we were prepared a delicious breakfast!!!


Then there was a meeting to discuss investment potential. Notice JudgeG (with his back turned) deep in thought, protecting me from slick talking sales people. What a guy!!



Soon it was lunctime. The staff prepared Buffalo TarTar. Yummeee!!!



Then alas, it was time to go. Before we left we got a tour of the new recreation center and social hall. It is still under construction, and will feature an open air design.
Good thing too. Not many bathing facilities available there.




My question is, what should I pay for an opportunity like this. If anyone can give me some advice, it would be welcome. Or, you can contact JudgeG, and discuss it with him. Ain't he a peach for advising me on this one????

1115:



This is a class development... 5 Star all the way.. Perfect for a member of the Double Rifle Shooters Society... No Remington owners need apply.



You forgot to mention the great terms. Price is only $25,000.00 U.S. for a yearly two week stay at beautiful Bundy Acres. Time shares are transferable with any associate condo complex in Sudan, Mali or Burkina Faso. Hunting season is evidently not available, however, as experienced by me this past week.... Not funny Dale!



Rondavals are guaranteed to have the entertainment of friendly bed bugs and giant spiders. For an extra $2000.00 you can have picture windows in your unit (that is, if you can swing a hammer with some authority.) Green tree snakes are an added ammenity. Planned improvements include a hot tub (as soon as the mealie meal is consumed), daily laundry (during rainy season), a free 8x10 photo, suitable for framing, of President Bobby and a golf couse designed by John Kerry (Don't complain.... All doglegs are to the left and Teddy Kennedy helped with the water hazzards).



There is a special offer for AR members... JudgeG needs the trophy fee for a Selous elephant... get him a license and he'll get you a deed to the property, signed by the Most Honorable Pres., hisself, giving you a life estate in the whole complex... Mail the money to:



JudgeG

Jackson's Neverland Ranch

California 77890



Cash only, please and no goats allowed.















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I hate to run down another man's idea of heaven, but I feel compelled to point out a few problems in paradise.

You see, the trouble with Zimbabwean real estate is that nobody can really own it. Even if someone seems to own it, the state can just take it at any time without payment.

That kind of undermines property values just a little bit.

So, no thanks. This deal is not for me. As someone once said about Texas, if I owned Zimbabwe and Hell, I'd live in Hell and rent out Zimbabwe.

Only if you provide one of those time-share African wives as well as pictured in another thread. Then it is definitely a goer.

It's all the commodities of the bush right at home. How futuristic.

Sevens

Happy birthday sevens

Cheers,

Andr�

Thank you Andr�.

1115,

I think for that great opportunity, you should charge:

3-cows
2-goat
5-chickens
50-rounds of favorite ammo

That should do it and you will have plenty of food to eat should the local wildlife be uncooperative.

Sevens

Im in for the deal, I know Mr. Magabe personally and he has assured me that the feather bed in the last photo is set aside for my sleeping pleasure..what a deal at twice the price...

We will own our own concession, therefore we can become poachers and make millions in the bush meat market on an extended safari, we can parlay our profits into an off shore bank and make a deal with Castro to invest in his gold mines in trade for smuggling radio parts to him in Cuba,

Hey this thing has possibilities!! Oops some guys in blue serge suits are at the door, be back in a minute!!

I love that number 3 photo, Pierre van Tonder is freezing to death, you can see the pain!!

What wusses these Africans can be in the cold!!

He looked like the pillsbury dough boy in Idaho in mild 20 degree weather, he had ALL my coats on, and that was in the house!! and never, ah sez neva, drive across country in Idaho with him, the inside of the car is at least 130 degrees and you can't talk for the noise the heater makes and the sight of that strong man curled up in a bundle of quivering, shaking, trembling clothing and blankets is horrorfying!!

For Xmas I am booking him on a polar bear hunt int he Alutions..