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Many of you consider Hunter Mike Jines as a personal hero. That is why this new product will be of interest to you.

The Elephant Hunters Press obtained an exclusive photo of Mike Jines' new and improved double magnum combo wrist ammunition carrier and corsage.

Guaranteed to be just the thing to facilitate reloading when running from elephant, while smelling great too.

Hunter Jines was unavailable for comment. Repeated phone calls to Jines' manservant, Valentino, were not answered.



Keep posted for further developments and product updates.


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. . . and they are Green/LEED compliant. Makes a perfect Prom Corsage too, if the date gets a little too frisky, lock and load.

What do you mean "[m]any"?


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You guys should be on Comedy Central!
 
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Verrrry sexy! Meow!

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Will there be a limited edition, signed version of these? If so, sign me up...
 
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Will there be a limited edition, signed version of these? If so, sign me up...


...me too...if it comes with a signed 8X10 glossy.


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Antlers,

I think that is called evidence...

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Completely in favor of the flower but the girlie caliber ammunition is a little off putting.
 
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In elephant hide, $125 shipped.


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I like it. But I do have one concern for casual wear.

Doesn't it set off the metal detectors in government buildings and airports? rotflmo


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These are already being marketed heavily in Europe for the convenience of hunters and the Der letzte Biss tribute.


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Er! Shouldn't it be a solid?
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That's just the cutest lil ol thang!


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Hot!


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Any color options?
 
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Will prefers the hot pink. It matches the garter belt that he wears with his knickers. Someone also said that in those sleeveless photos it appears that he shaves his armpits too. Disturbing. Very disturbing.


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Do you make one that fits the upper thigh? That'd go nice with Will's butter cup shorts.



 
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Based on this wikipedia article, we could have a full fledged bush telegraph making feelings known., this beats mood rings six ways from Sunday. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_of_flowers
Quite frankly, applying some of this stuff to certain of our members just, well, gives me the heebi-jeebies.
 
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Will prefers the hot pink. It matches the garter belt that he wears with his knickers. Someone also said that in those sleeveless photos it appears that he shaves his armpits too. Disturbing. Very disturbing.


Just hought I would share one of Will's early pics as he was "cutting his teeth" as an ele hunter.

http://s181.photobucket.com/al...iew¤t=Will.jpg


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You are all jealous because Will was wearing "Daisy Dukes" before they became the in thing. Cool


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I can't wait 'till we are seeing them in the classifieds in Elephant skin rotflmo
 
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I can't wait 'till we are seeing them in the classifieds in Elephant skin rotflmo


This is a damn funny thread and that was REALLY funny!


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When they are in season, we prefer Blue Bonnets!


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Be sure to watch next week's Dancing with the Stars episode. I understand that Bristol Palin is planning to wear one while dancing the salsa. I do not want to give the routine away but I understand that she plucks the flower from the wrist band with her teeth in the middle of a dip. Unclear if she will be wearing one of Will's pink salsa outfits. Tune in for more . . .


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