All great, but the second to last is awesome.

He looks like he just came from the hair stylist

That first photo really shows some muscle definition.

Doesn't say much about the king of beasts does it!

Reminds me of an old tale.

The lion was walking, when he came across a bull walking around a well drawing water.

Lion "Why are you doing this?"
Bull "My master makes me do it. Every day, or I get no food and will be killed to be eaten"

Lion "What do you mean, master? I AM THE KING OF BEASTS! And no one is allowed to do mistreat my subjects! Where is this Master of yours yours??"

Bull "He lives over that hill in his farm house.

The lion trots over the hill, and gets to the farm house.

He sees the farmer riding a horse.
"
Lion "Are you the farmer, who is mistreating my subject??"

Farmer "Well, I am a farmer, and I am putting my animals to good use"

Lion "We have to sort this out. I am the king of beasts, and I demand you stop using all my animals for your own use"

Farmer, who just happens to be Australian, said "Go piss up a tree mate, these are my animals, and I will do with them as I please!"
"
Lion "Then I have no alternative but to fight you till death. Get off that horse"
"
Farmer "How am I supposed to fight you? You have your claws and teeth. Mine are inside the house"

Lion "Go and get them then. I am determined to end this right here"
"
Farmer "And when I go into my house, you will run away"

Lion "I am NOT going to run away. Go get your claws and fangs"

Farmer "I'll tell you what, just to make sure you don't run away, I will tie you to this tree here"

Lion "OK"

The farmer gets a rope, and ties the lion against a tree.

He goes into the house and gets an axe, and proceeds to chop up the lion.

Lion, screaming his head off "what are you doing? I thought we are have a deal to fight till death?"

Farmer "We do. If you can get yourself untangles, you can fight back"

I think most of the exertion on his face is due to trying to shrivel those nuts up a bit

He was trying to judge the best trophy from a different angle.

canned hunting damn australians lol

are there many hunting blocks with lion like that?

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Originally posted by Saeed:
Farmer "We do. If you can get yourself untangles, you can fight back"

Photo looks a bit too clear to be real to me. Not sure though.