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Is a zebra white on black OR black on white....I know.
03 December 2008, 16:32
BakesIs a zebra white on black OR black on white....I know.
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03 December 2008, 17:23
375 fanaticLOL
on what side does he have the most stripes?
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03 December 2008, 21:22
Die Ou JagterIs this a serious question?
03 December 2008, 21:26
G L KrauseThe answer to your question is of course "Yes".
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03 December 2008, 22:36
Oday450quote:
Originally posted by 375 fanatic:
LOL
on what side does he have the most stripes?
The OUTSIDE?
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03 December 2008, 23:03
GeorgeSZebras have black skin, with white, black, and sometimes brown hair.
George
03 December 2008, 23:49
PeterDammit George, this had all the makings of a great thread and you had to go ruin it with facts! Maybe Tom' will interject his thoughts.
Peter.
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03 December 2008, 23:56
infinitoYou all have it wrong lads!!!!
It is neither. It is simply a donkey, that pulled on his pajamas!
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03 December 2008, 23:57
infinitoOr Africa is Alcatraz for donkeys....
Charl van Rooyen
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Cell: +27 78 444 7661
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Dangerous Game
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Wing-Shooting
In House Taxidermy Studio
In House Dip and Pack Facility
In House Shipping Service
Non-Hunting Tours and Safaris
Flight bookings
"I promise every hunter visiting us our personal attention from the moment we meet you, until your trophies hang on your wall. Our all inclusive service chain means you work with one person (me) taking responsibility during the whole process. Affordable and reputable Hunting Safaris is our game! With a our all inclusive door to door service, who else do you want to have fun with?"
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04 December 2008, 01:04
Dogleg"Zebra Question"
I asked the zebra
Are you black with white stripes?
Or white with black stripes?
And the zebra asked me,
Or you good with bad habits?
Or are you bad with good habits?
Are you noisy with quiet times?
Or are you quiet with noisy times?
Are you happy with some sad days?
Or are you sad with some happy days?
Are you neat with some sloppy ways?
Or are you sloppy with some neat ways?
And on and on and on and on
And on and on he went.
I'll never ask a zebra
About stripes
Again.
By Shel Silverstien
04 December 2008, 01:14
GeorgeSquote:
Originally posted by Peter:
Maybe Tom' will interject his thoughts.
Peter.
George
04 December 2008, 01:38
Kyler Hamannquote:
Originally posted by GeorgeS:
quote:
Originally posted by Peter:
Maybe Tom' will interject his thoughts.
Peter.
George
Maybe a zebra will "waste some of his time" and he will devote the REST of his life to making sure they all die, Die, DIE!... and we can only hope that will pull him away from the computer for a couple seconds.
04 December 2008, 07:16
Blair338/378quote:
Originally posted by Oday450:
quote:
Originally posted by 375 fanatic:
LOL
on what side does he have the most stripes?
The OUTSIDE?
Verbera!, Iugula!, Iugula!!!
Blair.
04 December 2008, 08:20
L. David Keithactually, most Zebra are white with brown stripes. Finding one with solid, coal black stripes would be a nice trophy in itself.
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