A home-made Viagra?

A concoction of herbs mixed with baboon’s urine, which is widely sold by traditional healers in the Vhembe region of Limpopo, is believed to be having a sex-boosting effect like the well-known Viagra and it is selling like hot cakes in the area.

It is also alleged that the concoction was sent for testing to the University of Pretoria two years ago and it has been given the thumbs up. “True, the mixture has been approved by the university, but people with sexual problems must first consult traditional healers, who will prescribe it to them,†said Mr Mmbulaheni Neluvhola, president of the Council of Traditional Healers in South Africa.

Neluvhola said that, before drinking the concoction, a man is first given some traditional medicine that cleans the bladder. “Three days later, I give them mageu mixed with herbs called mpesu, which boost men’s sexual life,†he said with a chuckle, before adding “If I order men to take two spoons, that must be strictly two spoons, because if one exceeds the prescription, this can result in an erection lasting for two days and that is not healthy.â€

He added that local women “need strong men who can perform like tigers in bed. Failure to live up to expectations can result in your wife going to a younger man, because there is nothing that welds family life better than sexual satisfaction,†he added.

Mr Dovhani Nembudani, who sells the product under trees in Thohoyandou, says he is making a killing and he has even forgotten that he is unemployed. “Men come in large numbers and my happy customers always return to thank me for the medicine.â€

Neluvhola has confirmed that the former Venda homeland is rich of traditional Viagra called Mpesu and tshitunde tsha pfene. All these herbs are found in the bush outside Thohoyandou. He cautioned young men from using these traditional herbs, however, “because they could end up sleeping with young girls and infect themselves with sexually transmitted diseases like HIV/Aidsâ€.


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I have no idea what this has to do with African Hunting...

Damn internet ... now my secret is out.

Damn, this is going to make it impossible to get baboon urine for a reasonable price any more.

I'll be over there soon and I will pick up some for any folks interested. Please call in any orders now as I am sure my weight limit on my bags is soon to be in excess of airline standards.

I would bet green money that Mr Mmbulaheni Neluvhola doesn't rely solely on baboons to fill his urine quota.

Thank God for the FDA!

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Originally posted by mrlexma:
I would bet green money that Mr Mmbulaheni Neluvhola doesn't rely solely on baboons to fill his urine quota.

Thank God for the FDA!

I think we have the beginning of another multi-level marketing program. I'll get two hunters, and they'll get two hunters, then they'll get two hunters, then.....
Get back Amway!

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Originally posted by 577NitroExpress:
I have no idea what this has to do with African Hunting...

I think they're saying that if you're hunting babboons don't blow the P#$$ out of them!!!!

Not gonna touch it!

One of the side effects could be getting the Red Ass!!

This weekend, while at the sportsmen's club, on tv was a Viagra/Cialis commercial. At the end, when the announcer noted that a possible bad side effect could be an erection lasting up to four days, the general concensus was, "That doesn't seem to be a bad side effect to me!"

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That doesn't seem to be a bad side effect to me!"

Ever been there?

OK...that's enough...time to move this thread to the political forum where it can die a slow painful death.....someone with 20,000 posts can comment on it there and correct all the myths in it.

Well, now - here's potential for good business! This time tomorrow, I'll be passing through Thohoyandou on my way to shoot the world's biggest Kudu bull near Messina. If I had to track down mr Whatsisname's tree and buy a truckload of the stuff, I'd be willing to accept orders next week. Don't fight - stand in the queue, now......

"If you have an erection lasting more than four hours you should call your doctor."

Hell , if I have an erection lasting more than four hours I am gonna call for some back -up for the wife.Also may want to get a video crew in to document the action!

Baboons will be on the endangered species list in 6 months!

465H&H

Why is it "strong men who can perform like Tigers in bed", rather than "strong men who can perform like LIONS in bed"? Sounds too much like an Asian formula rather than an African one.

Prof 242,

The risk of the 4 hour erection is that it leads to tennis elbow.