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23 June 2005, 12:49
kamaatu
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Kenyan man nearly lynched after having sex with sheep

NAIROBI - A cobbler suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged villagers in central Kenya yesterday after being caught having sex with a female sheep, witnesses and officials said.

Joshua Kiplagat, 36, sustained a serious head wound when the sheep's owner threw a machete at him after finding him in flagrante delicto with a prize ewe in the Rift Valley district of Bomet, they said.

He was then tied to a tree stump for five hours before being frogmarched naked with the violated ovine in tow to a police station where he confessed to several acts of bestiality that he blamed on the devil, they said.

"I was sent by the devil to do that," Kiplagat told the angry crowd.

Several people accused him of being a warlock, and one disgusted woman claimed to have seen him engaging in sex acts with a dog.

"I saw this man mounting a dog two weeks ago at around seven in the evening and I was so surprised," said the woman, who gave her name as Leah.

The bloodied shoe repairer adamantly denied allegations that he was a wizard and insisted that his affection for animals was limited to sheep.

"I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," he said in his defence.

Bomet assistant district chief Paul Kikwai, who was present at the police station, expressed shock at the incident and vowed that Kiplagat would be punished although he made no comment on the villagers' actions.

"We have never seen such incidents here and we are just wondering how many people around here engage in this kind of acts," he lamented.
23 June 2005, 13:05
NitroX
quote:
Originally posted by kamaatu:
after being caught having sex with a female sheep, ....


Nothing queer about Joshua. roflmao


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23 June 2005, 13:23
Rusty
Now that is some really BAAAAA NEWS!
23 June 2005, 15:37
Minkman
Years ago, a local fixture named Roy, got caught standing in a wheelbarrow behind a cow. Well Roy got fined $50US and made the local paper for beastiality (sp). From then on he was known and Ole Cow Puncher Roy.

I hadn't thought of this one since Roy passed away about 10 years ago.

Minkman
23 June 2005, 17:15
butchloc
damn near sounds like old slick willie
23 June 2005, 17:57
Rich Elliott
Hope he picked a pretty one jump

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23 June 2005, 18:18
JJ_Miller
At least he wrapped that rascal, safe sex with sheep in "Old Darkest A" go figure..........JJ


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23 June 2005, 19:31
465H&H
I wonder if the Kenyans use knee boots to hold the back legs like Idaho sheep herders.

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23 June 2005, 19:54
MacD37
quote:
Originally posted by kamaatu:
expressed shock at the incident and vowed that Kiplagat would be punished although he made no comment on the villagers' actions.

"We have never seen such incidents here and we are just wondering how many people around here engage in this kind of acts," he lamented.


The punishment was, they removed the ribbon he had tied around her tail! Now he has to screw the whole flock to find her again!

I guess old JOSHUAis a naturalized African who immagrated from Wyoming USA!

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23 June 2005, 23:28
baboon
This is not something that just happens in Kenya!

http://www.fox21.com/Global/story.asp?S=3456745


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That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
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24 June 2005, 01:16
30ott6
Easy Mac. I'm sure you meant Montana. Wink
24 June 2005, 01:24
Marterius
As to the link baboon posted...

quote:
Princess's little dog house is empty now.


Apparently more important for the journalist what happend to the dog than what happend to the two little girls. thumbdown

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24 June 2005, 01:55
new_guy
quote:
Originally posted by Marterius:
As to the link baboon posted...

quote:
Princess's little dog house is empty now.


Apparently more important for the journalist what happend to the dog than what happend to the two little girls. thumbdown

Regards,
Martin


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24 June 2005, 01:59
Frans Diepstraten
How come y'all know so much about sex and sheep?? bewildered

Frans

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24 June 2005, 02:17
velodog
Probably a Kiwi on holidays ,who tried to disguise himself as a local ,with black shoe polish
27 June 2005, 08:35
wannago
I was really hoping that baboons post was from NORTH Carolina, but no!


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