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He won't be so brave after these cubs grow up.....


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Don,

What's the Trophy Fee on that damn monkey?

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Terry



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The monkey got cocky
Started jumping up and down
His feet missed the limb
And his ass hit the ground

The tiger pounced upon him
Pinned him underneath his feet
"The tide has turned M****** F*****
You fixin to be shredded meat."


We seldom get to choose
But I've seen them go both ways
And I would rather go out in a blaze of glory
Than to slowly rot away!
 
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The monkey got cocky
Started jumping up and down
His feet missed the limb
And his ass hit the ground

The tiger pounced upon him
Pinned him underneath his feet
"The tide has turned M****** F*****
You fixin to be shredded meat."


jump

Don
 
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Really funny! roflmao
Just wondered what was going on in this monkeys head.. How did he come up with the idea..? Playing with fire..


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Don

Makes me proud to be a primate as well.
Did the monkey want to remove the TIGER HOOD?


The man descends from the monkey
The monkey descends from the tree.
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That was hilarious. I downloaded it to send to a friend.


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Posts: 1172 | Location: Cheyenne, WY | Registered: 15 March 2001Reply With Quote
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He won't be so brave after these cubs grow up.....

Tis a fine line indeed between bravery and stupidity sir.


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Very funny, thanks for sharing.

Now I will be a nerd Roll Eyes, but that is not technically a monkey. It is some species of gibbon, which is an ape - the same family of animals that includes gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, and humans. A distinguishing feature of apes is the lack of a tail. Old World monkeys have sort of "floppy" tails while New World monkeys have prehensile (holding) tails.

I am sure that is way more information than anyone wanted to know. sleep


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Posts: 842 | Location: Anchorage, AK | Registered: 23 January 2004Reply With Quote
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Oh please Mr.Tiger
Please spare my life
I have fourteen kids
And a very sickly wife

The tiger showed mercy
And set the monkey free
Back to raise hell
From up in his tree

Tiger knew that he had messed up
By setting the monkey free
By turning loose the monkey
That made a monkey out of me.


We seldom get to choose
But I've seen them go both ways
And I would rather go out in a blaze of glory
Than to slowly rot away!
 
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