Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have been hunting in Africa since 1982.

I have been charged by elephants and lions.

And never got a scratch!

This after we were playing around with our cheetah babies. They were playing outside in the yard, and I was standing on the steps of our gymnasium's outside door.

This door is glass with an aluminium frame. The door opens onto the play area where the cheetahs are chasing some balls, which Walter is kicking around for them.

One of them came running, and ran onto the door. The door moved, and in doing so almost decapitated my small toe, as it was on the edge of the step!

I screamed in agony, looked down expecting to see my toe removed from my foot.

Luckily, that did not happen. In fact, there was no wound at all.

But, my small toe has become larger than my big toe.

The little babies all stopped their running around, and came to inspect what had happened to me.

Walter, of course, was laughing his head off! He came over and looked.

Walter "Ha ha ha! What is that you keep telling everyone when they get hurt? 'when the brain is dead, the body suffers'. Your brain must have died and gone to heaven then! Ha ha ha. You see, you cannot even chop your own toe properly. Come and stand there again, and I will close the door this time. Ha ha ha! I love it when I see you in pain!"

Me "Every time I think I might be too hard on you, you do something to wake me up from my dream. And when that happens, I start thinking of something nasty to do to you"

Walter "I had NOTHING to do with this. It is your bloody cat that did it. Why don't be nasty to him ha? Look, your toe is changing colour."

I am going to enjoy to see him suffer!

My toe is very big, blue, and very painful!

AHA! Walter is hyping up your cats on coffee beans! He is making a UAE version of Kopi Luwak!

now you just know.....

Tanzania, here they come!

Please fasten your seatbelts, we are entering an area of turbulence.....


This I want to see!!

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oh poor walter, poor poor walter, poor poor poor walter

I just love these Walter postings

Conspiracy.

You always hurt the one you love...