I must be getting old, but this kind of struck me as kind of a hunting version of Club Med:

http://www.huntessential.com/

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For lifestyle hunting and fishing

Lifestyle hunting? So, a nudist could hunt Buff in the buff?


One of their booking agents?
http://www.hunterspot.com/prof...unt-with-me-in-south

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Let's go on a wildly uninhibited adventure under the beautiful skies of AFRICA.

Wildly uninhibited? Is that a greater degree of uninhibited? And does this mean a safari with Buzz Charton is considered inhibited?

Who also happens to be "an apprentice PH"?

https://twitter.com/#!/SamanthaVirk
SamanthaVirk Phillips Ranch, California

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An apprentice Pro Hunter for HUNTESSENTIAL-FISHFANTASTIC, safari outfitter in SOUTH AFRICA. Contact me 2 book hunts, fishing, photo safari. pics on Facebook

If that is the apprentice, what is the PH like?

Like I said, maybe I am getting old. Or I am confused about just what one hunts on one of these excursions.

I met Sam at the Harrisburg show, enjoyable.

What is "B to G" that's available?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by JudgeG:
What is "B to G" that's available?[/QUOTE

Rent -dont Buy

SSR

Even for a guy who has never been to Africa that looked stupid. $89k for leopard, 30k for buffalo, PG daily rates in South Africa $550 ....

Are there really stupid people around who would pay that kind of money?

What is the vlue proposition here?

Samantha Virk has tried repeatedly to friend me on Face Book. For the life of me, I can't figure out what HuntEstatic/FishFantastic is other than a SCAM.

Jim, I'm with you on this one. I must be getting old as well.

Ok, so I was scratching my head trying to figure out what exactly this thing is. Let me run this by you guys to see if I have it correct.

HuntEssential/FishFantastic wants you to pay them between $100,000 and $1,000,000 today so that you can:

1) Get a certificate stating how much you paid to join the club.
2) Get some of their specialized hunting clothes.
3) Lock in future hunting, fishing, golfing, etc prices today at an incredibly inflated rate so that when the prices go up in the future, you can always hunt at those same incredibly inflated prices of today.
4) Have access to bush planes, accommodations, limo services, and body guards at the future market prices which would be available to anyone in the future at the same future market prices (if you needed a bodyguard, or Limo while on your African Safari in the bush).
5) And you get information on what hunts are available each year along with a magazine with pictures of other members trophies.

Does that about cover it or did I leave something out. If that's the deal, sign me up for the 1 Million package. It sounds great!

Jim,
Samantha frightens me!
What if you got too rough with that pair and one or both of them exploded?
Silicone everywhere!
Besides, I like a little more back on my baby.
Did Samantha used to be Samuel? Where's her hips?
And those knees!
Those are man knees, post estrogen therapy and quadriceps atrophy from too much time spent lying on her back with her legs in the air!

I swear, those people are never happy no matter what you do for them, penectomy, castration, vaginoplasty, boob job, and hormones.
She is still pestering Todd for friendship!
Just a ploy!
She wants his money!
She'll never be satisfied!
Give her 100 K and she'll want a million!
This is why we rarely recommend sex change operations anymore.
Psychiatry is pretty hopeless for them too.
Religious conversion may be the only hope.
Get her to a nunnery!



"Scope lightly and carry a big kick and you shall go far."
Theodore Roosevelt, from The Happy Hunting Ground.

I could not get past her hair ???

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Originally posted by RIP:
Jim,
Samantha frightens me!
What if you got too rough with that pair and one or both of them exploded?
Silicone everywhere!
Besides, I like a little more back on my baby.
Did Samantha used to be Samuel? Where's her hips?
And those knees!
Those are man knees, post estrogen therapy and quadriceps atrophy from too much time spent lying on her back with her legs in the air!

I swear, those people are never happy no matter what you do for them, penectomy, castration, vaginoplasty, boob job, and hormones.
She is still pestering Todd for friendship!
Just a ploy!
She wants his money!
She'll never be satisfied!
Give her 100 K and she'll want a million!
This is why we rarely recommend sex change operations anymore.
Psychiatry is pretty hopeless for them too.
Religious conversion may be the only hope.
Get her to a nunnery!



"Scope lightly and carry a big kick and you shall go far."
Theodore Roosevelt, from The Happy Hunting Ground.

It seems she is selling something as artificial as what on her chest!

Must be fun placing a deposit.

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Originally posted by Saeed:

It seems she is selling something as artificial as what is on her chest!

How true!

Those things have variable inflation, just like the club membership fees.

"Scope lightly and carry a big kick and you shall go far."
Theodore Roosevelt, from The Happy Hunting Ground.

RIP,

Your medical acumen once again serves as an invaluable resource for AR. So, you saying Todd is beng stalked by a tranny?

Followiing your comments, I was going to do the "adams apple check"-I know these days those get shaved down, but not in all cases. So I look, and it is covered!!!!!

I am wondering whether any of our PH members have ever run across this outfit?

On a serious note, I hope that this is not another "Wet-a-Line" fishing scandal in the making. With the scrutiny placed on hunters by those looking for a way to discredit all hunters, we can ill afford operations using hunting as a cover for catering to the seamier side of human behavior.

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Originally posted by Jim Manion:
RIP,

Your medical acumen once again serves as an invaluable resource for AR. So, you saying Todd is beng stalked by a tranny?

Oh god! Please say it ain't so, Rip! Fairgame, I think you should do a "Tool Check" prior to making that deposit! But in all seriousness, deflate those fake titties a get a proper haircut, and I think you're looking at a Bull, not a Cow. Just one more thing to check on references!