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Darwin Award. Dave | ||
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All lions are already Christian. That's why they lick each other's arse to get the taste of heathen from their mouths. (OK I PCized that joke) | |||
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My first thought was I bet his name isn't Daniel! | |||
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Hi another case of "so called" intellectual progressist darwinist disguised as christian to discredit christianity and making narr of beleivers. according bible beast and human are not from the same origin, but according Darwin they do. Hi nitro you are not maybe a christian ,but certainly a good brave Lion you are Danny | |||
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Danny Pay, There are any number of idiots in every religion and it is the fanatics who take a lot of the mythology seriously and ignore morality who are the biggest asses on earth. They do moderate believers more harm than non believers. The man in question in Taiwan is a complete idiot and I have seen many who are as stupid even if they don't jump into cages to try to convert wild animals. Take this from a Christian - if you really are one, your remark to NitroX does not show it. Learn to take a joke in stride. | |||
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Hi mehull well i just joked back to nitro i didn't harm him. thank lord he wasn't near me as i am very short tempered sinner who can easly harm the others and about a size of large grizzly his nitro doubbels wouldn't save his hide,only god could !!!so god had merci uppon him teasing at belivers is not always so easy danny | |||
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Turn the other cheek Danny, turn the other cheek! Regards, Martin | |||
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Hi Martin Sorry I have no more teeth left in the both side it is why i am wearing loose plastic teeth i have nothing against nitro,but there are a billion of christians in the world and offending them by that language he used is not good deed. in every forum there is a place which everybody signs under to do notuse a language which is vulgair and offending the others. best regards danny | |||
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How to convert a lion to Christianity? Apparently, one must feed him Chinese food. | |||
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Oh, that is very good! LMAO JCN | |||
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Danny, Quote: Huh? You really need to get outside more and experience real life. You read far more into a joke than was intended. Quote: Let's disect the "vulgarity" that I wrote: * lions are Christians (OK this is what is called a "Joke", it was meant to be amusing. Of course animals are dumb brutes and eat, sleep, re-produce and die. They don't go to heaven.) * lions lick each others arses (this is true and a known fact. Christian as well and heathen lions lick each others arses and probably enjoy it) * lions eat heathens (many Africans are not Christian, therefore it is quite probable they will eat non-Christians from time to time) Where is the vulgarity? There is also a passage in the Bible that you should look up before becoming all self-righteous holy and accusing people of being un-Christian. Something about "a log in your own eye". Personally that is enough religion discussion on this hunting board for me. As one member once said on these boards (paraphrased), "take an aspirin, lie down and the strange pain in your head may go away". PS Anyone want the real joke, seeing I have been accused of being vulgar. Might as well do it properly. | |||
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Talking about religion .... Hey it was St Hubertus Day on the 3rd of November. This is the first Sunday after the third and a fitting day to slaughter some game. I have started already with a baby rabbit that dared sit on my front patio. | |||
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NitroX, Let's hear the non-PC version. Pretty please and thank you. One thing about that Chinese food, it is a real breeder of man eaters, for five minutes after a feed they want more of Mr. Wun Hung Lo. That bite on the thigh came pretty close to a castration, pity. | |||
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Quote: OK, I know Saeed doesn't mind non-PC jokes but .. "Why do lions lick each others arseholes all the time? To get the taste of k@##!& out of their mouth." Nothing to do with Christians after all (but may offend Danny still ) Quote: Maybe the lion wanted some sweet and sour meatballs. | |||
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Quote: Unfortunatly in the real world, both the above statements applys to quite a lot of humans too... Christian, Muslim, Hindu or otherwise! So making a few jokes about lions shouldn't be a big deal... Erik D. | |||
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Hi nitrox I am sorry if I gave you a head ache, in reality i am not a church going( i visit the church in very rare occaisons like baptem and wedding ) self rightous man who will condamned the others especially if they are offended themselves . what you wrote was no a personall offens to me, but as you know we are all divided to heathen and chritian and you yourself are either christian or heathen and according your joke you would be either lion or heathen. i wanted just remember you that . . i have nothing against you, the war in the middle east is direct result of false religious peoples using the religion to acheive their political goals, one funny things is that these good muslim fighters in iraq which are backed by a lot of sunimoslims in the world have killed more than a million of shia muslim iranians and the funny thing is the world Allah is printed on the both iranian and iraqi flags. please don't missunderstand me . what is causing war in the world is not the religion by itself it is greed ,materialism and egoism painted with the religious color best regards danny | |||
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Gentlemen, I am afraid no single race, country or religion has a monopoly on stupidity, and the sooner we can relate to this fact, the better our understanding will be. Of course, sometimes, an invidual stands out from the crowd, as in the example at the beginning of this thread, and we should really applaud him Where the hell would we be without some laughter? | |||
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Hi Saeed well that guy deserves a kind of priz why not a nobel priz in stupidity nowdays nobel priz is given to the people like him ( I REFFER TO THE AFRICAN LADY PRIZWINNER WHO SAID AIDS IS MADE BY WHITES TO KILL BLACKS) danny | |||
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It would make for very boring news if the news report was "20,000 Christians went to the zoo today and didn't jump into the lion pit". | ||
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NitroX, What the hell do you mean animals don't go to heaven, I can't take my horse?????, no sir, thats hell!! Surly cowboys get to ride in heaven?? If not then I've been a good little buckeroo all these years for nothing! | |||
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Quote: Danny, Calm down, nobody is jumping on any religion, pro, or con! This was a joke, plain, and simple, nothing more! If you have a political agenda in your protest, then it should be placed on the political forum, where most of the non-sense belongs, and is! So-called DEBATES that envolve politics, or religion, are un-winable, and are a waste of band width. Believe what ever you want, and let others do the same, and simply laugh at the jokes without being offended! Now lets talk African hunting, and hunting rifles! PS How is the mouse(ELK)hunting in Sweeden? | |||
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mac for god's sake i've done nothing tom nitrox.you guys are trying to make me mad i am sure nitrox is a nice guy i've even visited his web site very nice site. the point was that stupid guy who ashamed christians by being so nuts and reading bible for the beasts. i am afraid i am totaly missunderstood. i just joked with nitrox thats all he joked and I joked no blood shed no harm done. i haven't yet attack him he is a well armed man(nitro double) maybe it is not worth yo try. danny ps-oh my god if these aussis are as mad as i am . this world is a dangerous place to live | |||
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