Come on Saeed, we are all waiting for those buffalo photos!

Ann,

Patience my friend patience

I had to make copies off my HD for Nelson yesterday, as he left early this morning to go back home to Chile.

Walter is leaving tonight on yet another holiday, and he wanted his photos too. So I gave him his this afternoon.

He is off to Spain for a 3 week break with his wife. He seems to spend more time on holiday than being usefully employed.

I am going through the photos to seperate the hunting ones from the animal and scenery ones, as I have friends here who only want one or the other.

I am also in the process of trying to get 15 DV tapes into some sort of a manageable state.

I will post photos and stories as soon as I can.

OK, I will maintain, for now but impatiently . But you are as bad as Nitro X who got a real nice Oz Land water buff. He also dragged his feet posting the evidence.

Walter seems to be degenerating rapidly. If you are seeking a replacement I will volunteer.

I don't think you would wish to be put on the same level as Walter.

One of our friends on this forum sent some stuff which came in handy in Africa when Walter was called on to become a witch doctor.

Ray was complaining that he was not finding any buffalo to shoot, and said to Pierre "why don't you find me a witchg doctor to help remove this jinx I have"

Well, Walter became the witch doctor, and he did manage to improve Ray's luck on buffalo.

But, Ray then said "be careful what you wish for in this camp! It might just come true"

Ray became absolutely mesmerized!

He also brought along a fart machine. He put it under the game scout seat in the truck, and kept sounding it every now and then. I had to take the remote control from him, as we were having stomach ache from all the laughter at the poor, squirming game scout as the drive kept looking at him each time he farted!

Yes, John and I won't let you forget it any time soon either. You know it is never good to keep a lady waiting.



Saeed, the fart machine thing is something the people I work with like to do too. Theirs are generally real though and they bomb each other's offices. These are grown men, too. Fortunately, since they know I am armed, they stay away from mine.

Ann:

You "bombing" friends must be under 50. After that, farting is as dangerous to the farter as to the fartee. Ask Ray.

Where can I buy a fart machine?

If you're talking about buying Ray, I remind you that slavery is illegal in Idaho... that, and your laundry bill would be really high!

"...Where can I buy a fart machine?..."

You can have Walter.....for FREE!

Thanks for the offers but I�d like a model with an "On/Off" button and not one with "continuous flow"

Hey! I�m serious!

Me too! One with remote control would be major grins on wheels!

Men are SOOOOoooooo gross.

Ann,

Men are not any worse than women when they get together.

An ex-girlfriend used to tell me this, and then I hid a tape recorder in their room.

The tape I got stopped all the arguments

The camp staff were absolutely mesmerized by Walter's farting at will.

One man went to him and asked him for help to clear his headache.

Walter told him to take an Asperin.
The man said he did, but that did not help.
Walter: "Then take TWO Asperins"

Sounds like an answer from a real quack.

I don�t know if I should write this but here goes nothing...



Why women fart less than men:



Their mouths aren�t shut long enough to build up needed pressure!



OK, I was asking for it.

The reason women have swollen ankles is from farting in thier pantyhose!..It has to go somewhere!