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Roy and Rene left this morning for Dar, to meet up with Alan who has just finished a hunt. We are meeting them on Sunday, to head into the bush as soon as we clear customs. Walter is having a bit of a bother with both his sat phone and passport. The sat phone I have managed to get someone to fix, his passport, however, is another matter. In his usual way, yesterday he said he knows where his passport is, but not its exact location!! I told him he better find it before Sunday morning, or he is going to be left behind! | ||
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Saeed, I look forward to your daily reports. Have a great time. You better help Walter look!!!! | |||
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Lots of Luck!!!!! | |||
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wouldn't be a case of someone (names withheld) hiding walters passport would it?? | |||
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No one needs to do anything to Walter - he is more than capable of screwing everything up all by himself! | |||
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............................................................ Good hunting guys! ....Mac >>>===(x)===> MacD37, ...and DUGABOY1 DRSS Charter member "If I die today, I've had a life well spent, for I've been to see the Elephant, and smelled the smoke of Africa!"~ME 1982 Hands of Old Elmer Keith | |||
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A Saeed safari just wouldn't ever be the same without Walter! | |||
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I gave him a fart machine to take with him. He said "I don't need a farting machine, I have been practicing, and now do it very well without it!" He also got a gorilla suit with him this year. He says he will scare the camp staff with it. Years ago in Zimbabwe he put it on after dinner and walked into the kitchen!?? Everyone ran off screaming! One man was found still up a tree in the morning! | |||
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Good luck with your annual expedition, it should be fun, and will whet my appetite for hunting this fall! I wonder what would happen to Walter's fun if one day Saeed and Roy get on the truck on his hunting day and tell him they are his observers and are going to make sure he does it "right" for a change! How much sputtering and swearing of no hunting will happen? | |||
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Bon vent Saeed! Safe travels, have fun, and keep us posted! | |||
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Here's to hoping you have a great trip! | |||
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Lots of luck Saeed ! | |||
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Good luck and be safe DRSS Member | |||
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We need the Walter angle on the safari. With would be lacking... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "You've got the strongest hand in the world. That's right. Your hand. The hand that marks the ballot. The hand that pulls the voting lever. Use it, will you" John Wayne | |||
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When we hunted in Zimbabwe both Walter and me hunted in the same truck. Our PH was Roy Vincent, and Walter took great pride, and put a lot of devotion in making life as hard for him as he possibly could. The number of times I have heard Roy shout "I will GET him!" must run into thousands! Here are a few stories to give you an idea. We were shooting birds for the pot, using a Browmning B2000 shotgun, which takes 5 rounds. I shot a few birds, and then handed the shotgun to Walter. He went on shooting, with Roy in toe, and missing practically every bird he fired at. I am sure he was doing it on purpose, as he is a very good shot. Roy went back to the truck, and got the shooting sticks. Walter "what are the shooting sticks for?" "For you to rest your shotgun on. May be you can hit those birds then!" answered Roy. "OK, bring it here." Roy put the sticks down, Walter got on them, standing behind Roy, and fired 5 quick shots! Roy did not have ear protection - he normally puts his fingers in his ears as we shoot. "+=*&%#@ +=*&%#@ +=*&%#@ +=*&%#@!" Roy was screaming! I was on the ground rolling with laughter. Roy was very upset, we got back into the truck, with him promising to deal with Walter. Walter, meanwhile, was laughing so much on the back of the truck. I was in the front of the truck with Roy, and I made sure I talked to him in whispers! He kept saying "What? What are you saying? I cannot hear you! That bloody idiot RUINED my hearing!" On another occasion, Walter took one of those small whistles one can put into the exhaust pipe. We were out hunting, and stopped for a break mid morning. Roy went for a leak, and Walter put that whistle into the exhaust pipe of the truck, sticking it so deep one can barely hear it. Roy got back, and started the engine. He shut it down. Started it again, listing carefully. "Oh blast! The bloody gasket is leaking!" He shut the engine, and proceeded to find where the noise was coming from the engine. All the while Walter was offering totally irrelevant help. I am not sure what he might have in store for us this time. | |||
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Safe travels my friend. I am looking forward to your updates. | |||
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That is hilarious Saeed!, and Roy must be a very patient man, if i was him I would probably had done the same thing to Walter but with his .460 wby! | |||
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Amazing and hilarious! Looking forward to hearing more. Good hunting Saeed! | |||
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Pressing question of the day... Did Walter Find His Passport? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "You've got the strongest hand in the world. That's right. Your hand. The hand that marks the ballot. The hand that pulls the voting lever. Use it, will you" John Wayne | |||
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Yes he did, to all our disappointment! | |||
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at the stories above. All the best to you and Walter, Saeed. As always, I hope this is your best hunt yet! Don't forget to pass on my warmest regards to the entire Vincent clan. Best regards my friend, Chris | |||
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That is wonderful news. I will be looking for the daily safari up dates with pictures. With the pictures and stories that are provided the information that puts us in the long grass with you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "You've got the strongest hand in the world. That's right. Your hand. The hand that marks the ballot. The hand that pulls the voting lever. Use it, will you" John Wayne | |||
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I'm not asking how you can tell when Walter has the gorilla suit on... "If you’re innocent why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”- Donald Trump | |||
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Walter is grayer..... Vote Trump- Putin’s best friend… To quote a former AND CURRENT Trumpiteer - DUMP TRUMP | |||
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YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT HUNT...LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR DAILY REPORTS........... | |||
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Have a good trip mate. Fingers crossed Walter gets another double on Buff. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Have a great hunt. | |||
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hope you guys have a great hunt. please keep us updated in regards to the gorilla suit saga blaming guns for crime is like blaming silverware for rosie o'donnell being fat | |||
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Good hunt Saeed may you have good times again in the bush | |||
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Safe travels and good hunting. | |||
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Hope you have a safe and enjoyable time! | |||
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