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Saddam stuck his head out of a foxhole, looked across the sand and saw hillbilly from West Virginia looking back from his foxhole. The hillbilly yelled.......

Hillbilly: Hey Saddam, one West Virginia hillbilly is tougher than TWO Iraqi soldiers!!!

Well Saddam could not believe this so he sent two soldiers over.
The never went back.

The hillbilly stood up and yelled.....

Hillbilly: Hey Saddam. One hillbilly is tougher than TEN Iraqi soldiers!!!

Saddam was ir [Big Grin] [Big Grin] ratated so he sent ten soldiers over.
They never came back.

That hillbilly stood back up and yelled......

Hillbilly: Hey Saddam, one hillbilly is tougher than ONE HUNDRED Iraqi soldiers!!!!

By now Saddam was getting pissed so he sent one hundred soldiers to do away with this hick.
With the ruckus of gun fire and a few grenades, they never returned to Saddam's side.

That lone hillbilly stood up out of the smoke and yelled.....

Hillbilly: Hey Saddam, one West Virginia hillbilly is tougher than ONE THOUSAND Iraqi soldiers!!!!

Saddam was mad. He gathered one thousand of his best soldiers and sent them over to the hillbilly's foxhole.

All hell broke loose.

After the smoke cleared, Saddam saw one Iraqi soldier alive and crawling back with one arm and one leg missing. Saddam said.....

Saddam: What happened?

The soldier said.....

Iraqi soldier: That hillbilly is a lying son of a bitch......There are TWO of them!!!!

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] The moral of the story, DON'T MESS WITH A WEST VIRGINIA HILLBILLY!!!!!!!!!!! [Razz]
 
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Oh how very true!!! [Big Grin]
 
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Where are you from RWS2?
 
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I'm from a small town in North Central WV not much here but its home,you may have heard of it Morgantown.
 
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That sounds about right [Big Grin] My home is just outside of Elizabeth WV.
 
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Crawford, WV here. Actually closer to Rock Cave in southern Upshur County. [Cool]
 
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A surburb of beautiful downtown wilsie. [Big Grin]
 
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You forgot to mention that one of the West Virginia hillbillies was a cute little 19 year old gal.
 
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[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
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I salute that little Gals.
 
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I'll chime in, too....

Wellsburg, WV. (Northern panhandle)
 
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Grew up in Washington County PA but graduated from WVU
 
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