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A priest and an Australian shepherd got a tie in a quiz show so they have to solve the last question: find a rhyme on the word Timbuktu.

After five minutes the priest returns and says:
I was a father all my life,
I had no children,
had no wife.
I read the bible through and through,
on my way to Timbuktu.

The crowd was cheering him and thought he would win as the shepherd returns:
When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two.

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Been around 30yrs since I heard that one.


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There is a famous Aggie joke (1Texas A&M for non Texans) that is quite similar. The punch line being " I buck one and Tim buck two!"
 
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