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That might have been my plaintiff. She weighed about 350 pounds and we had to find a special chair for her to sit in for her deposition. Same answers on the identity of the fathers to her "chillen".
 
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Along the same subject,years ago I had a CPA that did my taxes.Have a new one now but is beside the point. He told me of a new cient ( a rather swarthy buck) who was seeking his services as he had crosswise with the IRS in the past + did'nt want any more trouble.My CPA asked what his occupation was + he told him "professional stud" Long story short,he got paid by impregnating all these black women so they could continue on the welfare dole.


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That might have been my plaintiff. She weighed about 350 pounds and we had to find a special chair for her to sit in for her deposition. Same answers on the identity of the fathers to her "chillen".


Sad state of affairs ain't it.......and you just know the cycle will continue......


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You are damn right it will continue as long as we have to support the ones who will not work.The crying shame in this is that by my HAVING to pay for social services for every dead beat then I cannot buy that DBL. from Butch. My $$$ has been allocated by socialist agenda. Just kidding;not!


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It's probably just me.........a lack of cultural diversity growing up, or something. Matter of fact, I apologize for my earlier comments and will gladly pay slave reparations.


I believe the Moores (blacks) invaded, conquered, and enslaved Sicily, Italy, and much of southern Europe.. My ancestors were enslaved, and forced to pick olives and stomp grapes so now I demand MY reparations!


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O.K. lets handle this with humor. Do you remember the Dave Chapell show a few years back when the blacks got their repatriation checks? Yep, A solid line at least 3 miles long to cash it at the liquoir store,the nxxxers driving around in panel trucks of KOOL cigs.Spending their (our) money wisely.That was not rascist because he was black.While we are on the subject of black; I feel that Bill Cosby has been stonewalled (by Al-or Jesse?) I think it is a set up deal....right after he made his speech on how young Af. Am. males should deal with public responsobility.ENOUGH.


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Hopefully Nykerion, otherwise known as "Kaca", will be removed from the gene pool.

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.co...-iraqi-refugee.html/
 
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I remember seeing a black female comedian a few years back and she said I don't know what farfigneugan from Volkswagen is but some black mother will name her child Farfigneugan.
 
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He once was a good bucking bull.
 
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Today's lesson is why blacks have those names. I was a policeman in a predominately black city and one day, while booking a typical lazy/shiftless/non-productive/taker, named Dinamotrimin or some such bull shit name,for shop lifting I asked her why her parents named her such. She told me that they take the first two letters of each sibling's name and arrange them into some ridiculous moniker. My favorite to date is Obamaniqua. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you President Trayvonquashayquantofubukatki and his Vice-President Joe Biden.


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I was a policeman in a predominately black city and one day, while booking a typical lazy/shiftless/non-productive/taker, named Dinamotrimin


After 33 years as a LEO the names make me wonder also. One of the best was Billy Blue Sky Bat Boy Brown, white guy with a little Indian in him.

One just has to look at the crime reports from the black area to find lots of strange names.
 
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My two very favorites, P Dog were "Cleopter" and, so help me God, "Lobster". Ah.....fond memories.


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How about twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello. Roll Eyes
 
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As the man said "If I'd have known it would have come to this,I'd have picked my own cotton."


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Two best I know of

Pajama

That is Pagi ma

And Nosmo King

This one came to the patient as a vision as she was being moved in the hospital and after the delivery of some mind altering substance



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The word "Fanny". In the UK that refers to the front side of the woman.

Because when we left England way back when, we weren't going to follow the British lead, so we moved the "fanny" around to the backside of a woman. That'll teach those British pricks.

"Fanny", a ridiculous name for anything really.
 
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Some people might say that this thread has taken a racist turn, I would rather look at it as a critical thinking test with a lot of failures.

I wonder why no one has mentioned our favorite blond haired, blue eyed hunting TV superstar: Colorado Buck?


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Hunting in Africa is an adventure. The number of variables involved preclude the possibility of a perfect hunt. Some problems will arise. How you decide to handle them will determine how much you enjoy your hunt.

Just tell yourself, "it's all part of the adventure." Remember, if Robert Ruark had gotten upset every time problems with Harry
Selby's flat bed truck delayed the safari, Horn of the Hunter would have read like an indictment of Selby. But Ruark rolled with the punches, poured some gin, and enjoyed the adventure.

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I would rather look at it as a critical thinking test with a lot of failures.


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I was a policeman in a predominately black city and one day, while booking a typical lazy/shiftless/non-productive/taker, named Dinamotrimin


After 33 years as a LEO the names make me wonder also. One of the best was Billy Blue Sky Bat Boy Brown, white guy with a little Indian in him.

One just has to look at the crime reports from the black area to find lots of strange names.


As to the indian and coloured part, you know Obama has an indian name?
It's Walking Eagle, when the indians was asked why they replied that he was so full of $h!7 he could'nt fly.
 
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Just saw this, need to share:

 
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Billy Blue Sky Bat Boy Brown


Now that's funny!
 
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Airwrecka.
http://www.egotripland.com/rap...s-airwrecka-mcbride/


I meant to be DSC Member...bad typing skills.

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That name probably forecloses a career in aviation.
 
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In fairness to a previous poster that indicated we were becoming racist on his thread, I've started guessing at the race of the individual before opening the attached link. I'm batting 1.000 so far. No racists here. It is what it is.
 
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Got one from the Philippines: young lady I knew several years ago: Mayten....I asked her why Mayten and she responded it was her birthday and after 9 other children, Mom and Dad could not come up with anything else so.....her name is Mayten....at least her husband can never say he forgot her birthday!
 
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