After much solicitation I finally have permission to shoot my neighbor's rogue fat Ass. I was wondering if there is a tasty way to prepare it or should I just drag it into the cedars and shoot coyotes over it?

Depends on how you dress that ass.

SSR

I was just going to pull the backstraps and take the hind quarters. Is there a proper way to dress an Ass?

I like ass properly dressed in thin blue jeans, or lightly draped with silk (red or black). It's also especially nice when sitting on the back of a motorcycle, or bending down to pick up a dropped pencil.

I speak of a donkey or burro. I know we ate them in my home country, I just never gave any attention to the preparation.

Methinks I will be very late for dinner, and might not show up at all...

Could a few of us get a piece of ass?

Personally, being christmas time and the time of giving, I would give it to the jackal and hyena.