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30 July 2004, 12:04
rick0311
Thought for the day
If you can't learn to do something well...at least learn to enjoy doing it poorly!

Rick
30 July 2004, 12:40
jeffeosso
Rick,
you talking about my machining again?




there's some days that the only chips I should make should be served with fried fish

jeffe
30 July 2004, 12:52
triggerguard1
Quote:


there's some days that the only chips I should make should be served with fried fish

jeffe



That's one that I'll remember.
30 July 2004, 20:18
rick0311
Another of my favorites....

Until you spread your wings, you will have no idea how far you can walk!

And my all time favorite:

If your are not part of the solution, there is normally very good money to be made in prolonging the problem!

Rick
31 July 2004, 01:26
Skibum
I've always been partial to "The faster I fall behind the longer I have to catch up".

Jeff
31 July 2004, 10:09
lawndart
"The ultimate purpose of my life may be to serve as a negative example for others."
JCN
31 July 2004, 10:33
Glen71
Seen on another forum;
"Have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."
31 July 2004, 10:47
rick0311
There may be no stupid questions...but have you ever noticed how many inquisitive idiots there are out there?

People that think they know it all really tend to piss off those of us who actually do!

Rick
31 July 2004, 10:47
Paul B
I have two favorites.
1. If at first you don't succed, to hell with it.

2. I consider the day a total loss unless I catch hell at least once.
Paul B.
31 July 2004, 11:33
Customstox
Never put off until tomorrow what you can get out of doing altogether.
31 July 2004, 13:15
Dago Red
This is one I came up with (probably somebody else has said it) that gets good laughs:

"I'm not lazy, I just don't like to do anything."

Some others I like:

"The next best thing to being a redhead is making love to one."

"Don't stand too close, stupid might be contageous".

Red
31 July 2004, 14:06
triggerguard1
A good friend of mine had this advise in my former female relationship.

"Is the f#cking you're getting, worth the f#cking you're getting?"

Of course the answer was no, so i aint getting either.
31 July 2004, 19:14
Dago Red
Funny that you mention that one, my dad, who would be about 58 now said that when he was in high school his friend's dad gave them that admonition,"the f*#^ng you get ain't worth the f&#%ng you take."

I have a friend that got off ok though. his wife left him for his good friend of 20+ years, he figured it was better that way, as he heard the guy ended up spending 50k on her remodeling his house. :-)

Red
31 July 2004, 19:28
rick0311
Red, ''Here's one you'll like then...

Hard work often pays off after time...but laziness always pays off now.

Another good one;

The trouble with the future is that it just ain't what it used to be.

And my favorite from Will Rodgers:

The problem with common sense is that it ain't all the common.

Rick
01 August 2004, 02:10
EXPRESS
There's never time to do it properly the first time. But there's always time to do it again...
01 August 2004, 02:52
grizz
If at first you DO suceed, try not to look surprised!
01 August 2004, 04:31
Mikelravy
I've spent half my life looking for a piece of paper I had in my hand half an hour ago. This from a very colorfull previous coworke of mine. He was missing one eye and had a fair assortment of war wounds and other disabilities and played golf enthusiastically but badly. Once while drubbing some young hot shot the guy said "it isn't fair haveing to compete with you high handicappers" His answer "pop out an eye and I'll ply you straight up the rest of the round"
02 August 2004, 00:39
Hairtrigger
My imaginary friend thinks you need mental help

and

Reality is an illiousion created by an alcohol defiency

sorry for the bad spelling lol
02 August 2004, 05:32
Dago Red
Stress-The condition arising from consciously overriding your natural desire to choke the living s*&t out of some *sshole who desperately deserves it.
02 August 2004, 12:54
ElCaballero
Don't drive black cows in the dark.


Nothing can screw up a cow drive like a cow.
02 August 2004, 14:24
Head Trauma
Try this site: www.despair.com. It will crack you up.
"It may be the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others."
02 August 2004, 14:25
Geronomo
Good advice is useless: The Wise don't need it and the Ignorant don't heed it.
03 August 2004, 03:39
rugeruser


Matt, can I relate to that!
03 August 2004, 03:55
x-51
Not mine but.."If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you that ever tried."
03 August 2004, 06:58
rick0311
I got their catalog in the mail awhile back (that's where I got all those sayings) and I love their stuff!

Rick