Pulled my pants off again!

05 May 2013, 09:28

JBrown

quote:
Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
I can't believe I clicked on a thread about dogcat pulling his pants off! What is wrong with me!

I can't believe that you admitted to it!

Jason

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06 May 2013, 09:14

Saeed

Listen you lot.

AR does provide an enviable service to the hunting community, but I can assure you we draw the line at pulling your pants off.

Even if you ask nicely, we won't do it.

You have to go somewhere else for that sort of thing

08 May 2013, 19:27

dogcat

Let me clarify for the non-Texans on some of the words we use.

I did not mis-speak when I made the post. The phrase - "pulled my pants off" - is used in my circle of acquaintences to mean that I was completely fooled and looked really silly when everyone but me realized I fell for the joke.

So, there will be no pictures of me with my pants off posted despite the numerous requests! Now, if Walter were to propose a contest of the worst jokes ever fallen for and the loser had to post a picture... that would be different as I am sure I would not lose.

We have another saying here in Texas, "don't pee on my leg and tell me it is raining" - which means don't lie to me or think I don't understand the situation.

Our other saying is, "that guy has a big hat but no cows", which means he talks a lot but does not do a lot. This applies to a few wanabees on AR.

Anyway, I am keeping my pants on and watching out for next April 1.

08 May 2013, 19:29

DRG

quote:
Originally posted by dogcat:
Let me clarify for the non-Texans on some of the words we use.

I did not mis-speak when I made the post. The phrase - "pulled my pants off" - is used in my circle of acquaintences to mean that I was completely fooled and looked really silly when everyone but me realized I fell for the joke.

So, there will be no pictures of me with my pants off posted despite the numerous requests! Now, if Walter were to propose a contest of the worst jokes ever fallen for and the loser had to post a picture... that would be different as I am sure I would not lose.

We have another saying here in Texas, "don't pee on my leg and tell me it is raining" - which means don't lie to me or think I don't understand the situation.

Our other saying is, "that guy has a big hat but no cows", which means he talks a lot but does not do a lot. This applies to a few wanabees on AR.

Anyway, I am keeping my pants on and watching out for next April 1.

How big is your hat?

Don

08 May 2013, 20:52

dogcat

I had to quit wearing a hat - I have no cows!!!

Now I carry a golf bag. I have the clubs and balls at least.....

09 May 2013, 01:05

butchloc

ah ha - no pants, a club and balls

- i'm sure glad that i don't understand this language space

09 May 2013, 02:39

dogcat

Butch, get your mind out of the gutter....

I ain't no NBA star "coming out!!!

09 May 2013, 08:39

Saeed

quote:
Originally posted by dogcat:
Butch, get your mind out of the gutter....

I ain't no NBA star "coming out!!!

As this is an international forum, a reminder to our English friends might be;

"I ain't no politician "coming out""

As they seem to be quite a few of those who wanted to be known as queers

09 May 2013, 15:48

Rusty

quote:
Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
I can't believe I clicked on a thread about dogcat pulling his pants off! What is wrong with me!

Rusty
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