Hi All

We have sold our whole quota in Charara with the exception of two hippos to be hunted on the lake from a nice fly camp. This will be dry land hippo hunting which is exciting. This can be a 2/1 hunt and below is the package deal

7 DAYS DOUBLE HIPPO HUNT US$800/DAY
2 HIPPO @ US$4500 PER HIPPO
DRIVE IN FREE
2% 4% INCLUDED
DIP AND PACK $600
TOTAL HUNT COST INCLUDING HIPPOS US$15200 ( THIS CAN BE SPLIT BY TWO HUNTERS)
ANY OBSERVERS CAN COME AND THE FISHING IS GOOD AND THEY WILL BE CHARGED $150/DAY

DATES AVAILABLE ARE 9TH OF OCTOBER TO END OF OCTOBER

www.cmsafaris.com
Buzz +263 772136413
Myles +263 772136412
emails; hunting@cmsafaris.com

Hunting Hippos on land is an awesome experience!

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Originally posted by Biebs:
Hunting Hippos on land is an awesome experience!

We were walking in the Forrest along the river in the Selous, looking for a bull to shoot.

Suddenly, we come across an old bull standing less than 10 yards away. He was facing to our right, and all we could see was parts of him because of the Forrest.

Someone whispered "you better kill him. If he sees us he will come for us"

I moved slowly to the right, and as soon as I could see a gap to shoot through, I let him have it.

It was so easy, no drama at all.

I have no idea why people make so much fuss about hunting hippos on dry land

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Originally posted by Saeed:

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Originally posted by Biebs:
Hunting Hippos on land is an awesome experience!

We were walking in the Forrest along the river in the Selous, looking for a bull to shoot.

Suddenly, we come across an old bull standing less than 10 yards away. He was facing to our right, and all we could see was parts of him because of the Forrest.

Someone whispered "you better kill him. If he sees us he will come for us"

I moved slowly to the right, and as soon as I could see a gap to shoot through, I let him have it.

It was so easy, no drama at all.

I have no idea why people make so much fuss about hunting hippos on dry land

Its not always like that. Just ask Bill C.

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Originally posted by Dog Man:

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Originally posted by Saeed:

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Originally posted by Biebs:
Hunting Hippos on land is an awesome experience!

We were walking in the Forrest along the river in the Selous, looking for a bull to shoot.

Suddenly, we come across an old bull standing less than 10 yards away. He was facing to our right, and all we could see was parts of him because of the Forrest.

Someone whispered "you better kill him. If he sees us he will come for us"

I moved slowly to the right, and as soon as I could see a gap to shoot through, I let him have it.

It was so easy, no drama at all.

I have no idea why people make so much fuss about hunting hippos on dry land

Its not always like that. Just ask Bill C.

I know.

We have been chased by hippos both on land and in water.

It is part of the fun of hunting.

Once we ran away from one, and I tripped on a root, fell down, and our video cameraman landed on top of me!

Luckily the hippo took a different route!

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I have no idea why people make so much fuss about hunting hippos on dry land

Simply because you're not doing it the right way.

You ought to watch more videos on how to hunt Hippo on land.

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Originally posted by fulvio:

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I have no idea why people make so much fuss about hunting hippos on dry land

Simply because you're not doing it the right way.

You ought to watch more videos on how to hunt Hippo on land.

Stop rubbing it in!

I have been trying for so many years!

One day I will learn I am sure!

SOLD- Thanks folks! Frank you in for an awesome hunt!

Saeed, you'd love a Hippo hunt with Buzz. He gets REAL close, then asks the Hippo if it's his day to die. Then he gets the Hippo to charge, shoots it, then congratulates the hunter. Afterwards, he unloads his 600 NE double and combs profuse chest hair :-)

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Originally posted by Biebs:
Saeed, you'd love a Hippo hunt with Buzz. He gets REAL close, then asks the Hippo if it's his day to die. Then he gets the Hippo to charge, shoots it, then congratulates the hunter. Afterwards, he unloads his 600 NE double and combs profuse chest hair :-)

What a shame!

I never realized Buzz was such a wimp, shooting a hippo with a 600 NE!?

Real hunters use a minimum caliber!

Yes, when you hunt in a Mankini, you need all the help you can get :-

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Originally posted by Biebs:
Yes, when you hunt in a Mankini, you need all the help you can get :-

You know?

He might have something there, being an expert on hippos, he might have made the same discovery as we did, with Walter's help.

We found a large pod of hippos in Rufiji River, and we wanted to take photos and videos of them.

They were quite disappointing, as all they did was just stare at us.

Walter decided to liven thing up.

He turned around, and dropped his trousers, showing them his rear end, telling them what he thought of their behavior.

You won't believe it!

All hell broke loose!

They went berserk!

Screaming and running all over the place.

We got some fantastic photage!

I imagine women have the same reaction when Walter drops his trousers, except perhaps uncontrolled fits of laughter? :-).

Walter actually shot himself in the leg, above the knee with a shotgun!

His leg looks like some horrible animal mangled it.

He keeps telling people that he was bitten by a shark, which also took most of his reproductive organ!

One year in Matetsi, there were complaints that there were no women around.

After lunch, Walter went to his hut and made himself a bikini!!?

He then stood on the steps of his hut, only in his bikini. Waiting for customers!

We all decided to give up women, if they looked anything like him!

I'm going to poke out my mind's eye.

Walterisms-they never end!

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
Walterisms-they never end!

I don't know aboput that.

Someone who wears a mankini while chasing dangerous game might just have surpassed Walter in his shenanigans!

Just imagine, how the hell can one double dry a hippo??

How the hell can one fish on dry land??

Don't take my word for it, just read the title to this thread!

Where do you get a big enough hand net to dry land a hippo while fishing?