09 June 2019, 21:55
rabbithabitchuck
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood. Just never his own.
04 June 2020, 12:46
Peter ConnanChuck fought Superman and Batman at the same time.
The loser had to wear his underpants on the outside.
08 October 2023, 05:57
HasherChuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
08 October 2023, 05:58
HasherOnce as a prank Chuck Norris pissed in the fuel tank if an over the road truck.
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
