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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history


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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.


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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.


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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.


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Chuck Norris has never missed a target!!

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2013 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.


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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.


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Chuck Norris once killed 3 birds with 1 stone. Upon discovering a nest of baby chicks, he reared them in his beard, feeding them chili and Lonestar beer to adulthood.
 
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


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Chuck Norris killed his first man in a staring contest.
 
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When Chuck Norris comes into the room, he does not turn on the light - he turns off the darkness.


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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.


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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.


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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.


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