What the hell??!!! That pilot needs to be terminated, even if he was off duty!! Disgusting!

“Hello. I am your captain today. I am gender neutral. So welcome to all of our trees, toasters, toilets, tomatoes and cabbages. I won’t forget sweet potatoes, or the jalapeños either. If there are any normal men and women here, please remember that you no longer exists as far as we are concerned! Enjoy your flight!”

quote:

If there are any normal men and women here, please remember that you no longer exists as far as we are concerned! Enjoy your flight!”

Or, better yet: " If there are any normal men and women here, you are now required to disembark, as this flight is for fruits and nuts only!"