The Accurate Reloading Forums
Fly Kulula Airlines and your 4th wife flies free

This topic can be found at:
https://forums.accuratereloading.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/8121043/m/1431055471

25 April 2012, 23:59
lde
Fly Kulula Airlines and your 4th wife flies free
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2...ith/?test=latestnews

A South African airline came up with a novel promotion this week for male passengers traveling with multiple wives.

Kulula Airlines, based in Johannesburg, is offering a free ticket for a man's fourth wife if the entire family flies together between the city and Cape Town.

The ad reads, "Not only will you get a great deal on kulula.com flights for your first three wives, but your fourth wife will fly free, mahala, on the house."
26 April 2012, 02:42
Idaho Sharpshooter
the girls will be sooooooo happy...
26 April 2012, 19:26
adamhunter
Wow! The wife and kids and I are flying Kulula from JNB to CPT next month. I just need 3 more wives now (WTF ever)!!!

On a side note, the kids hope to get to fly on their camo plane!!


30+ years experience tells me that perfection hit at .264. Others are adequate but anything before or after is wishful thinking.
26 April 2012, 20:52
David Culpepper
Any man that has 4 wives is a bit touched in the head. Imagine 4 wives teaming up to nag you to death.


Good Hunting,

26 April 2012, 22:05
impala#03
I've had three wives, but not at the same time. Does that count for anything?
26 April 2012, 22:59
Scriptus
Yeah! Yeah! Our president has just married for 6th time giving him 4 wives at this time, costing this country about 64m ZAR per annum just in security and support, and never mind the 20 odd kids. Ja well no fine! Frowner
26 April 2012, 23:41
Use Enough Gun
The offer sounds like it was tailor made for your Pres.! dancing
26 April 2012, 23:50
Scriptus
Not phhfffu# er, funny. CRYBABY
Damn African socialists! A little bit o' dis an' a little bit o' dat. Stalinist tribalism. Cool
27 April 2012, 01:52
PSmith
Why on earth would anyone want more than one wife? Seems like a good way to go to your grave a few years earlier.


Paul Smith
SCI Life Member
NRA Life Member
DSC Member
Life Member of the "I Can't Wait to Get Back to Africa" Club
DRSS
I had the privilege to fire E. Hemingway's WR .577NE, E. Keith's WR .470NE, & F. Jamieson's WJJ .500 Jeffery
I strongly recommend avoidance of "The Zambezi Safari & Travel Co., Ltd." and "Pisces Sportfishing-Cabo San Lucas"

"A failed policy of national defense is its own punishment" Otto von Bismarck
27 April 2012, 05:33
safari-lawyer
I once had a client, a physician, who had been married five or six times with unimpressive results. All of the ex-wives were living, none had remarried, and all were receiving significant alimony payments from my client every month.

When we discussed one of the wives and the man she'd taken up with, my client commented, "You know, this guy that Susan's taken up with, he has three dead wives."

I didn't think much about it and a few minutes later my client says, "Did you hear me man, THREE DEAD WIVES! A'int no man that lucky. Reckon why I can't have two or three dead wives!"


Will J. Parks, III