18 May 2003, 20:46
GatehouseGI Jane
GI jane was on TV tonight, the classic with Demi Moore
Are there any female SEALS?
Do they really beat the shit out of the recruits in SEER training?
Do they really get the girls to shave their own heads?
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I think it is safe to say that movie was Hollywood bull$#!^.
Currently the BUDS/SEAL training is closed to females. It has to do with the combat exclusion for females. Most of the movie was good to watch but not very accurate.
If there are no female seals, how do they reproduce??
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01 June 2003, 15:03
arkypeteSeafire
SEALS don't need females to reproduce. They drink huge quanities of beer, go into the sea, fuck themselves and divide into two, like protozoa.
Jim
Pete,
So that is how they do that,!!
Thanks for the biology lesson!
HOOOAAAHH
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That's where SEALs differ from the US Army's Long Range Surveillance. LRS members don't fuck themselves, someone else always fucks them instead.
03 June 2003, 15:29
arkypete120
I suspect that the people who do the fucking of the LRS is anybody in Army intelligence. I've heard it said that the Army intelligence office recently had some of the LRS guys out scouting the Little Bighorn area for some ditzy General Custer looking for possible hostiles.
Jim
03 June 2003, 17:51
Dave Jamesarkypete,as a former member of the fore runners to the LRS, LRRP's in the 60's I can asure you there is no such thing as ARMY INTELLIGENCE
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I've been there and done that. Intel guys don't know anything, we know that, and that's cool. It's always some senior operational shithead that screws us over.
05 June 2003, 09:24
Dark Paladinsee, you guys have it good, youve upgraded to being screwed over in AK, were still getting fucked.
14 June 2003, 03:18
packrat...and for all these years I thought military intelligence was an oxymoron.
packrat