Have you called your Mother yet? Tell her your Love her.
And then give thanks for the one person in the world that will always love you.

Yes. Even us hosers have mums!

My mother is on a FREE trip to DizzyWorld. The darned woman didn't even call to tell us she had got there all right! derf

Can you blame her. Afterall it IS Disneyworld.
How long has it been and how many vacations did she miss out on before?
Be sure to remind her that you still love her and let her know you want a little something when she comes home. Something more than a t-shirt with Mickeys' picture on it.

I'd have to call Mom looooonnnnng distance.