If a company produced a urinal with a fly imbedded in the porcelain about 8 inches above the drain, could you hit it?

Would it be an assist to not missing the toilet?

If there were a toilet seat made for household use with a system that automatically lowered the lid after it was up for ten minutes, would that be sufficient time for you to drain your lizard? for ideas......

Would it reduce the time you spent on the throne if it vibrated?

The Japanese seem to love gadgets in their bathrooms . They probably already have your ideas !

I have an interior designer who always specs a Toto toilet that,I am not making this up,a remote control.German engineered.

It features;
heated seat
a wand that extends and gives you a wash when your done
a self closing soft lid
and a clean cycle

All this for a mere $5500
When installed new,my plumber likes to use the wand for a drinking fountain.