French brains

01 January 2016, 10:09

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French brains

A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
“No ma’m,” answered the butcher. “That is the correct price.” “Well, why are the French brains so expensive?” exclaimed the cannibal. “Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains?” replied the butcher.

01 January 2016, 10:20

Idaho Sharpshooter

brutal...

01 January 2016, 10:47

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01 January 2016, 20:32

Moremonte

Substitute Politicians For French,They Are Cheaper And More Plentiful.

01 January 2016, 22:08

Grizzly Adams

Wouldn't take many French noses to make a pound. Usually stuck up in the air and easy to harvest, as well.

Grizz

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Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.

02 January 2016, 01:19

Use Enough Gun

03 January 2016, 16:22

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quote:
Originally posted by Moremonte:
Substitute Politicians For French,They Are Cheaper And More Plentiful.

Politicians brains

The cost would rival the most expensive caviar!

04 January 2016, 07:40

bwana cecil

quote:
Politicians brains The cost would rival the most expensive caviar!

It saddens me to disagree with you.
The politicians are shrewd, it's the voters that are brainless.

LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard

04 January 2016, 07:43

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quote:
Originally posted by bwana cecil:
quote:
Politicians brains The cost would rival the most expensive caviar!

It saddens me to disagree with you.
The politicians are shrewd, it's the voters that are brainless.

You have a point my friend ......