My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a f*ckin' big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond !!!!

[ 10-28-2003, 22:48: Message edited by: DRB ]

Helluva a joke.

psycho bitch from hell - if you didn't have a you-know-what, there would be a bounty on your head