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24 March 2005, 01:02
TC1
Best comeback line ever!
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!


This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a
portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female
broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

! GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't
it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised
on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them
proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!


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Well, other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
24 March 2005, 03:15
tasco 74
THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!! thumb thumb


THE 2ND AMENDMENT PROTECTS US ALL.....
24 March 2005, 03:44
onefunzr2
The General was a quick thinker! I guess he put her in her place. But he'll never get invited back to NPR.
25 March 2005, 00:48
Fjold
www.snopes.com

Urban legend


Frank



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01 April 2005, 02:32
Sambar 9.3
G'day,
It might be an urban legend, but it deserves to be true! Bloody funny just the same!

Cheers!


Cheers, Dave.

Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
01 April 2005, 09:20
TC1
Just a joke. That's why it's in the humor forum.

Terry


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Well, other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?