"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.


"No," I said.


She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and
pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.


"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.


"No," I said.


She gave me another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her
panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.


"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"


"No," I said, intrigued.


"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."