Girl playing Billiards. Long and slow aiming, but misses and cue in the ass of man, standing next to the table.
Girl: " Oh, man, forgive me, I wanted on balls!

And apparently something went awry in translation!

However could she make it up to him?

It must be a barrel of laughs being stuck in a Russian hunting camp for a week.....if vashper is representative of their joke telling.