A young man goes toa drug store to buy some condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in pack so 3,6,9,and 12. Which would he like to buy?

The boy says he's "been seeing this girl for a few weeks and she is really hot. After tonight's dinner with her family we will go parking and that's where it's going to happen. When she has it once I know she'll want it again so I better take the dozen." The kid then pays and departs the store.

At dinner that night he asks if he can give the blessing and her father and mother agree. He continues to pray for several minutes. The girl whispers to him, "I never knew you were such a religious person."

The boy replied, "You never told me your father is a pharmacist."

I took a second p, but I got it.

God Bless Lewis Grizzard! His humor lives on.

If you ever get the chance, read his book, "Elvis is dead and I ain't feelin' too good myself".

Old, but still hilarious.

When I was an up and coming (hopefully) teenager, and condoms were a behind the counter item you had to as for, we got around the embarrassment like this... When the pharmacist asked me how many I wanted, I would say "3 dozen" You can imagine the looks we got... but it made it fun