Al Bundy was ahead of his time.
Al on beer

- Lars/Finland

Like the couple at the grocery store shopping, + when they went by the beer aisle he grabbed a case + she immediately put it back, saying, we can't afford that. Then went on to the cosmetics rack + picked out something that she claimed would help to make her beautiful. His comment was, "Hell, the beer would do that, + it was a bit cheaper." The obit. is in the paper.