29 September 2003, 05:17
raamwJUST HOW MUCH IS A...... BILLION...????
A BILLION ......
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one
advertising agency did a good job of putting that
figure into perspective in one of its releases:
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living
in the Stone Age.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate Washington spends it.
29 September 2003, 17:02
INresponseSee what 8 years of Dumicrats caused us. Thank God we finally returned a Republican to the White House. Maybe we can slow down the check book now.
30 September 2003, 02:06
DigitalDanA small part of Billy Gates' fortune...
A fair estimate of the number of cats in the universe...
Probably more seconds than I have left.
The number of friggin's jets in my sector just after lunch, half of which are Delta, none of which will respond to a radio transmission until the second or third call.
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It is of course, nobody's fault...
30 September 2003, 03:22
BirmanA billion is the number of sperm I distribute in three days time
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I proliferate at My Bowl
Birman
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02 October 2003, 14:17
DigitalDanNow there's a thought......
Ususally they just wind up being last for some reason or another. Unless there happens to be an American handy...
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