In the left half nothing is right,
and in the right half nothing is left!

A couple of years ago I stopped at Target to get some white out from the office supply. I got it + was leaving the store when the store security stopped me + said,you did'nt stay in here too long did you? I told him I knew what I wanted,found it,paid for it + now I'm leaving.He shook his head + said,A woman will NEVER do that.

Nobody has yet to figure out the mind of a woman. Probably a good thing.

Dave

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Originally posted by nopride2:
Nobody has yet to figure out the mind of a woman. Probably a good thing.

Dave

There is nothing there to figure!

A friend of mine from college told me that when he was in high school his mother bought him 2 shirts,one red + one blue.The next morning going down to breakfast he thought she would see that he appreciated the purchase so he wore the red one down. She looked at him + said,"You did'nt like the blue one?" Who can figure out that mindset?

Women are all f-ing nuts! You just got to find one that meets your standards.

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Women are all f-ing nuts!

Funny thing, they say the very same thing about us!

To put it in different words but with the same message, I have always said that they are all crazy, you just need to find the level of craziness that you can live with.

Women are not like normal people.