"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory."
GySgt Harry Berres, USMC

Love the quote, but its actual author was none other than Bob Hope! He was in Viet Nam on one of his tours when he used it. He was born in England and he was talking about when he lived there, his vist back there, and why he would not go again.