Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
Remove your laptop.
Start up
Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
Then hit this link

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Oh that is great!

That's good!
I think it's even better then sitting there humming with a piece of string hanging out of your mouth!