APHORISMS

* 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

* Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

* The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

* Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

* Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

* Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

* For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

* Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

* To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

* Two wrongs are only the beginning.

* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

* Change is inevitable.... except from vending machines.

* Don't sweat petty things.... or pet sweaty things.

* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

Glenn,
This post is the first one I read in years that make me laugh out loud while reading it.
Thanks for the moment.The eagle is great!!
You can add : The perfect employee is the one that starts at the bottom and stays there.
Thanks again, Dennis The eagle is great