One more Blonde story
A blind man wanders into a all girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, " Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. in a deep husky voice, the woman next to him says "before you tell that joke sir. I think it's only fair since you are blind, that you should know five things:
1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
2.The bouncer is a blonde girl
3. I'm a 6-foot tall 175 lb blonde with a black belt in Karate
4. The women sitting next to me is blonde and a professional wieght lifter
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler
Now think seriously, mister, do you still want to telll that joke?
the blind man thinks for a secound, shakes his head and mutters, " No....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
