A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor, was asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replied.
"O.K., do you have a boyfriend?" asked the midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth, the midwife again spoke to the young woman, "You have a
healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black."
"Well," replied the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porno movie. The lead man was
black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," said the midwife, "that's really none of my business, and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well, yes," the girl again replied, "You see, I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie...What else
could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeated, "that's really none of my business, and I hate to pry further, but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well, yes," continued the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie. I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife again apologised, collected the baby, and presented her to the girl, who immediately proceeded to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby started crying and the mother exclaimed, "Well, thank God for that!"
"What do you mean?" said the midwife, shocked.
"Well," said the girl, extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark."

British; I printed this out and have shown it to a few guys around our shop area. So for the rest of the day I have been hearing"Arf" from all over the shop. derf

Woof Woof !

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY. First time I've laughed out loud at a web joke in months

And the title of this film was............?

Lassie cum home!!! derf

who let the dog out

ARF ARF! Solvi and me can be a duet? derf