An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man
kneeling down And drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts:
"Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water,
the cows have crapped in it.")

The kneeling man shouts back:
"I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak
Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred
tongue of Islam, speak in English."

The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands,
you'll get more."

I liked that.

Amen Amen