25 March 2014, 21:07
butchlocnightmare
> In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a
> mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Black Man, and I'm
> circumcised!
>
> Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my
> driver's license photo and it was that same color, black. I felt myself
> being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
>
>
> But it's a wheelchair!
>
> That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!
>
> I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible! It's impossible that I
> should be black and Jewish and disabled!
>
> 'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.
>
> I turn around, and it's my boyfriend, Juan.
>
> Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual, and on top of that, with a
> Mexican boyfriend..
>
> Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend,
> drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!
>
> Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, I try to pull my hair, and oh, nooooo
> ....I'm bald!!!
>
> The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, 'Since mom and dad
> died, the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs ,and laze around all
> day doing nothing. Get a job, you worthless piece of crap... Any job!
>
> Mom? Dad? Nooooo ..... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
>
> I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you
> are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug
> addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan, but he doesn't get it.
>
> Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!
>
> With tears in my eyes, I go to the window to look out. I see I live in
> a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.
>
> Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker...Pacemaker??
>
> Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican
> boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an
> invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy
> neighborhood.
>
> At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, Sweetie
> pie, love, my little black heart-throb, have you decided what you are
> going to wear to Washington to meet Obama?
>
> Say it isn't so !!!
>
> Now I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug-addicted,
> Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned,
> unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please.....
>
> Please don't tell me I'm a Democrat
>
