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19 September 2014, 08:29
nvmichael
Paradise??
The moral of this story is: Always read the fine print, even in the Quaran!


A bomber went to heaven, as foretold. When he arrived there,
he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins,
as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were
so many virgins in heaven.


Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"

The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"

And Allah replied,

"Who said they were women?"
19 September 2014, 20:08
thecanadian
lol
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20 September 2014, 08:52
lavaca
Now that's rather ironic, and funny.
20 September 2014, 09:04
Kensco
Exactly what they deserve.

I'll be passing that joke around the North Dallas area Saturday night.
20 September 2014, 20:45
Saeed
We have a different take on this.

As the man arrived at heavens door, the fist thing he asked was his 72 virgins.

A few minutes later, there was a knock at his door, and as he opened it, he found 72 bearded mullahs smiling back at him!


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23 September 2014, 07:32
NormanConquest
dancing


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