27 December 2003, 14:03
dentonSecond Mad Cow
Actually, there are now two known Mad Cows in the US.
One is irrational, a serious threat to the US economy, and wants to be President. The other one is a Holstein in Washington state.
27 December 2003, 19:01
ncbomanRosie can't leave the holes in the donut shop alone.
Fienstien can't leave the herb garden alone.
Hillary can't leave the rest of us alone.
go figure.

29 December 2003, 23:08
cengelWhy is that time before a woman's period called PMS?
Because the name "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
30 December 2003, 00:47
BritishThere were 2 cows feeding in a field and one said to the other "Aren't you a bit scared of cathcing Mad Cow Disease?"
"No" said the other cow. "I'm a helicopter"
