10 May 2006, 22:48
gerrys375No wool for knitting
( I suspect that the Aussies and the Kiwis have already heard this joke)
A foreigner in a bar in a certain country picks up a prostitute. In the room she undresses and the guy notices that she has shaved off all her pubic hair.
The foreigner is a little upset about this and says: " In my country, we like wool on a woman".
The prostitute snaps back:" Do you want to have sex or to knit?".
11 May 2006, 04:41
billsleg
to quote a famous movie line
"I just love love the smell of lanolin in the morning"
Well something like that.
